not mine but hilarious

To all the people who believe property is more important than 600 hundred years of slavery and oppression of Black people.  

a chapterbook: *came with a stitched in ribbon bookmark, had a cloth spine, had those rough edged finished pages, or came with a map*

8 year old me: i am a 500 year old librarian and this is the most valuable book in my collection. i rescued it myself from a castle as it burned to the ground. *gingerly runs my little grubby hands down its spine and gazes wistfully out of the school bus window* i am the keeper of all civilization’s knowledge

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Oh, to be young, unleashed in a Barnes & Nobles with a fifty dollar gift card, buying whichever books had a dragon drawn on the cover.

:(

That sign can’t stop him because he can’t read

star trek tng as john mulaney quotes

picard

riker

data

doctor crusher

Q

deanna troi

geordi

worf

wesley

Purchase with part 24.60.1

Thoughts?

Are we flesh or blood? You buffoon. You clown. You absolute candlestick.

this is all because I never experienced the triumphs and defeats the epic highs and lows of high school football

i was reading about the myth of prometheus today when the phrase "new liver, same eagles" popped into my mind, so i'm keeping that in mind for the next time someone asks me how it's going

the world was severely lacking weird little girl memes so i had to fill the void

[id: tweet by buffalocialism reading “if you have so many prisoners that you have to deny them the right to vote because they would significantly impact election results, the main substantive problem is that you live in a police state”]

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Is this what understanding a newspaper political cartoon is like?