im glad we as a collective are become more anti-advertisement. it feels like for the past few years there was a quiet resignation or even (gags) sympathy towards advertisers. let a rage burn within you my friend every time I see the candy crush king I have a lust for blood that posting cannot resolve

this post aged like a fine wine

did you know only 1 in 10,000 gar are golden colored? and that i love them sosososososo much? and its my dream pet?

A gar of gold… 42 garats…

That looks like 1 carrot to me

this wasn't a quote from a real PDF btw I just thought it would be funny to tex this up so it looked like one instead of posting it directly

the next evolution of Tumblr shitposting is looking promising

This is yet another thing I thought Pratchett had made up but turned out to be totally real.

Unrelated but any time someone mentions clown makeup I'm reminded of how highly successful stage magician Penn Jillette almost flunked out of clown college and had to take remedial clown makeup classes.

Thinking about nose drugs

put this honey

of your

s i n u s e s

Im going to stick to ketamine, friend

this could be us

July 25, 2023 - Striking stuntman Mike Massa walks in the SAG-AFTRA picket line while on fire. [video]

So, so, so badass.  What a chillingly powerful message this sends.  People have been lighting themselves on fire as a form of protest for centuries, but this might be the first time it’s been done by a professional who knows what he’s doing while under the supervision of professionals who know what they’re doing.

not as an act of self-destruction but as a display of skill

I'm in awe

*at a zoo*

Crowley: What are they in for?

Aziraphale: Crowley, this isn't prison.

Crowley: So they can leave?

Aziraphale: No, but-

Crowley, pointing at a meerkat: I bet that one murdered someone.

I relate to good omens because I too require a six thousand year friendship before kissing someone

the angel and demon on the shoulder symbolism oh im sick

personally I like to imagine that crowley started spiraling about what he'd do if aziraphale asked him to move in, then started spiraling about what he'd do if aziraphale DIDN'T ask him to move in, and then he just laid face down on the front seat of the bentley for twenty-four hours straight and at the end of that he was like "yeah I could just live here actually"

Bonus:

Piss off!!! Thanks!!!!!!!!!! :)))))

they really brought david tenant’s son in and said hey do you want to play a gay little boy in good omens 2. just a little camp mf. nepotism done right.

big fan of fucking around. hate finding out though.

what if the vengeful soul of the earth remembered the people who cared about her and braided her hair every morning. what then

(bonus because I know this is what you guys wanted and I'd hate to disappoint)