refseek.com

www.worldcat.org/

link.springer.com

http://bioline.org.br/

repec.org

science.gov

pdfdrive.com

PDFDrive stopped working a couple months ago, but you can try oceanofpdf.com instead.

imagine being the first amish bitch in your village to like get your body done like ass shots titties done and like beat face contoured… and then you walked into like the saloon or whatever amish people have and everyone dropped their irish fiddles and was shookedt? like everyone churning butter was just in shock and you walked across the artisanal wood floors in your wantmylook.com thigh high lace up heeled boots like your life depended on it… yes god

my mans jedediah looks away in humility but you KNOW he’s churnin butter that night……milkin a different cow…..

Why y'all doing this when you know the Amish are not here to defend themselves.

the Amish can definitely defend themselves they got rakes

this is the best post on this website why do we all keep trying

certified iconic post

Artiste Jodie Herrera. (Venus de Willendorf)

I hope the ski/snowboard trip was also a blast

tbh i didnt know you were supposed to be jerking off while you look at porn

ive been standing with my arms behind my back ponderously like at a museum

wait wait you’ve been pondering at the museum? I’ve just been jerking off there

oh to be freed of the shackles of porn pondering and museum jerking and just ponder jerking

Ugh, was having a great time mocking my recently imprisoned rival when I noticed the camera positioning makes it so that I appear behind the bars, thus framing me as trapped in a metaphorical prison of the narrative, now my whole day is ruined. Fuck.

I get it, man. The other day, I survived a shootout, only to realize that a stray bullet went through a mirror in such a way as to look from the camera's perspective like I got shot in the head through the mirror, so now I have to acknowledge that something that could be reasonably referred to as "me" really did die that day, and it's just like "jfc, gimme a BREAK"

ugh dont even get me started on how the other day i tried to sit on the throne of my conquered foe and light a cigar to celebrate my victory but the lighter wouldnt work and it had to be lighted by the vizier who used to work for my enemy but that i enlisted to work as a double agent and help me in my coup. that jerk afterwards said with a devilish smile "ill always be at your service my liege" and i just KNOW that he said that exact same thing to the previous ruler. signifying that my victory was phyrric since i am still caught in an endless cycle of violence and betrayal. that really spoiled the whole mood

4 days now, so sad

Someone get smacked so we can get ttthis counter to zzzerzro :(

“I don’t care about dumb weed jokes,” I said naively, before I saw this

This 420 is a palindrome!!!! 4/20/2024

It is!

not entirely pleased with the mental image of snoop dog scuttling around my house like a crab, since that’s what my brain decided to bless me with.

unbelievable that its 4/20 and absolutely nobody has put the objectively best rage comic on my dash yet. i have to do everything around here

runner up

The face of "AND SHINY 🤤" how did that get made

Apparently dating back to 2015, the almost 10 year old shitpost generator does show its age, but all the more it beautifully captures the tone and style of tumblr shitposts of the era. It's not dated, as much as it is a historical artefact.

Some faves:

"I savour the rapturous caress of a sweater made of meat" kind of sounds like how one of those Worst Sex Scene Award winning authors would describe how being in the pussy feels like.

"tumblr thinks this" "tumblr users act like that" the only thing all tumblr users do is look at posts.

some of them don't even read posts.

I disagree with whatever op typed

English added by me :)

I'm 25 years old and no one told me being ambidextrous wasn't normal? I thought me and everyone else was just out of practice with their submissive hand? But apparently most people straight up can't do shit with it? Like at all?? My stepdad can barely eat cornflakes with his right hand and I'm out here swapping on accident?

I’ve never heard someone refer to their non-dominant hand as their “submissive” hand, like I guess that is the opposite of dominant but my chronically online self can’t stop thinking about it like. You’ve beaten the other hand into submission.

My left hand just likes being gagged and bound as my right forces it to call it "mistress" idk what's so weird about that

Did you guys know that the most recent version of sharks have fins that are kinda leg like and they like to walk up onto land?

no way i must have missed an update!

The Epaulette shark is only about 9 million years old as a species, making it the most recent branch in the shark family. And it is slowly but surely evolving into a land animal

You know what to do boys

Taylor Swift is honestly just like any other Taylor, but faster

how does Taylor Swift's velocity compare to a typical Taylor?

it's more

It's cause of the private jet isn't it.

i don't know it's too private

Why are they having jets on their privates?

genitalia are historically a bad use case for passenger rail

True and I still dislike the procedure we have to get every time we travel by train but it's the price to pay

it could be worse, government subsidies pay like 30%

Yeah but they reattached it wrong once and didn't pay a penny for the correction