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Cat's Coffee Cup

@caffeinatedgremlin

Currently, just a place to stick things I find that I like. NOT ALL SFW.
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'Wool waulking is a traditional Scottish process of finishing and strengthening newly woven woolen fabrics. It is a significant social and cultural activity, often carried out by women in the Highlands of Scotland. The Gaelic songs that are sung during waulking have a distinctive rhythmic pattern that aids in synchronising the work.'
(Video and text via Inverness Outlanders)
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got a folding fan and i think i might just be evil now

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i can make violent gestures with it. i can flutter it in front of my face to hide a smile. i can fan myself during this fucking summer heat. god’s most beautiful invention and i can feel myself falling to the dark side

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just killed a mosquito in one wicked strike. god will smite me for my hubris

Okay, so question: How does the crew deal with medical issues?

Because Eliot gets beaten up everyday and I can only imagine how often he has to go the hospital for something.

Like we know he has some medical knowledge since we do see him patching up Nate in the Bank Shot Job. Eliot can also fend for himself, so I’m sure most of his injuries are things he can handle on his own. But we’ve also seen him get broken bones and get concussions and get shot and I know we did see him with a medic in the Rundown Job, but like, clearly, he’s gonna need to get that followed up with too and yeah, he knows how to patch someone up, but that’s hard to do on yourself depending on where you get shot, so ?????? For the Broken Wing Job, Parker also probably had to go to the hospital too for her ACL, but also, they’re criminals and we know Hardison is good at forging this stuff, but like, ?????

Does he just keep changing hospitals and doctors? Because if he keeps going to the same one, the doctors are gonna be suspicious. Like, sir, what do you mean you’re back with another concussion? How does someone manage to get shot three times while hunting? Did you not take a gun safety course? Or do they have a secret doctor on hand that hasn’t shown up yet? Do they have a secret doctor friend? Because that would be cool too. I’m down for a secret doctor friend.

But also, if Eliot is the one with the most medical knowledge, is he the unofficial crew nurse? Does he pester them when he notices one of them coughing a little too much? Is he grumpy as he carefully wraps Parker’s ankle when she hurts it? Does Hardison call him Bones when he does annoy them about resting or taking medication?

I just want some answers, okay?

I have a very vivid memory of sitting in a first grade classroom (first grade was my first actual classroom because my mom homeschooled me for kindergarten) thinking “I am literally going to die, I can’t live one more minute without reading a story, but I’ve already gotten my book confiscated for peeking at it during class and I have no backup book and I’m going to die” and then thinking in a burst of divine inspiration “WHAT IF I TELL MYSELF A STORY INSIDE MY HEAD.  THEY CAN’T TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME.  PHYSICALLY THEY CANNOT.”

they could not

Hate when people post these videos with "ethnic" tag and leave out who these people are, what their culture is or even what they're singing in.

Anyway, this is probably one of the best bands of this decade and they're Otyken!

I can't recommend My Wing enough. Their songs are so much fun - Genesis is also a blast. Go listen to them!!!!

Another really funny plot concept for "Jedi leave the Republic for their own safety/survival well before the war hits" is that Dooku goes out, claims his title as Count of Serenno, and then just invites his entire ten-thousand-strong extended Jedi Family to join him.

Who's going to stop him? His planetary government, that he's in charge of and can easily convince that Jedi are a good thing for agriculture and education and medicine? The Republic?

Sidious is left staring because not only did he fail to make this rich old former Jedi fall, but the rich old former Jedi stole all the Jedi he was in charge of, including ten-year-old Skywalker.

One day, Clark is bored at work so he messages Bruce saying as much, hoping they could talk for a bit to help pass the time.

What he did not expect was for Bruce to tweet 'ostriches arn't real'.

The office becomes alive with activity. Perry marches over and tells Clark to write an article about how one of the richest men in the world does not believe a bird exists.

The interview?

Clark Kent: "Would you care to elaborate on what you meant about not believing ostriches exist?"

Bruce Wayne: "No."

Others then ask Bruce what his thoughts on other birds are. Penguins? Real. Flamingos? Not real. Pigeons? Some are, some arn't. It depends.

On the upside Clark's afternoon became a whole lot less boring. On the downside there is now a Twitter account called 'BirdsBruceWThinksArntReal'.

“robins?” clark asks as the last question.  “robins aren’t birds.” 

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I kept expecting Blitz to suddenly burst through the window holding a bunch of lollies and balloons and that’s why he didn’t reply because he was hauling himself up the side of the hospital…

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