google search: how to take a break from the linear flow of time

Load bearing wooden planks

wooden’t be right to tell you why these are special. And plankly I don’t nail most of you as deserving to know anyway, Oak-kay?. On another note I’m going to go listen to driftwood, a punk rock band that released multiple themed solo albums (2) by 4 of their members. They’re not all bark and no bite either since they get to the root of whatever they’re singing about. You should really branch out and listen to their newest album while lumbering around in a dark place and taking a log of your thoughts of each track. Anyways sorry if you got board by me talking so much. It just shivers me timbers not talking because being silent all the time doesn’t feel crate.

I despise you

I'm sorry what I said twiggered this response. I am just so tree-mendiously used to saying whatever springs into the little acorn rattling around in my brain and then i leaf it here for everyone to see without even spruce-ing it up. I'll be sure to summer-ize what I'm saying better, and fall back until my responses that are at least tree times better before next winter, that is, if i don't get stumped. Also, I apologize if this reply seems too personal or just plain crazy, I am pretty sappy, and nuts at times.

i hope you are fully aware that i have two hands and the willingness to kill

*shrubs* I just want to be fronds, I'm sorry that I'm not making myself that poplar. Now if you don't mind, I should get into bed now, for-rest.

you.

Yew.

Ok, listen up. I'm tired of your birching and I want you to cease im-tree-diately. Your puns are atrocious and they are sticking in my mind like wet sap. You are a disgrace to all of humanitree and I hereforth exile you from this countree. Rest in splinters, you stiff-legged logtruck.

Absolutely fucking incensed by this ad. I can get unlimited months of unlimited reading and listening through Libby on my phone you dumb sack of shit Amazon I will not let you kill libraries I will not let you kill libraries I will not let you kill libraries

Listen to me. You can read any library's digital collection via Libby in America and apparently in uh 78 other countries. If that doesn't do it for you, the internet archive has two million digitized books you can access for free. The only thing I can't help you access is books self-published through Amazon but even then sometimes they're ALSO published through separate websites. Do not fucking give in to this amazon bullshit. Amazon has a vested interest in destroying libraries and replacing them with for-profit bookstores or book rentals. Do not fucking let them do that. It's up to us to support libraries and keep literature free and accessible and we have to do everything in our power to act in that vein

Amazon can afford to throw money from exploited workers towards random shit like making an MMO and trying to destroy libraries. Libraries cannot fight that kind of financial might. It's our job to see amazon, tell it no, and choose libraries instead. As often as we can.

If anyone has info on other ways to ethically access self-published books on amazon feel free to add it

Project Gutenberg is also a really useful source for free ethical eBooks! They're volunteer run, and have free PDFs and eBooks for any out of Copyright book-- both fiction and non fiction! So if you're after a copy of Pride & Prejudice, or The Great Gatsby or The Communist Manifesto, that you want to download and keep -- check them out!

gosh i love fan fic authors

the most annoying people are the ones who just reply "no 💖" to recovery/self-improvement posts

THE WET BOX

ill never forgive you guys for reblogging the version without the wet box addition now there's edgelords in my notes and nobody gets to hear about the wet box

stfu stfu literally nobody has an ugly smile or an ugly laugh its just not a thing. your smiles and laughter are the literal manifestations of your joy theyre gorgeous no matter what they look like or how they sound

it's a beautiful day to be tortured by forces beyond my comprehension

girl.. i saw you shrieking in the middle of the forest to summon the horrors. can i get your number

they took the paper plane from us :(

feel like pure shit just want the paper plane back

Girl your limbs bend and twist at angles inconceivable to man ❤

Had a dream where this became the new meme for a bit

Did I do it right?

You did it perfectly.

@lipid

one thing white christians will certainly never understand is that every day i swallow 90% of the things i want to say about my own community because while my criticisms are valid they also can be so easily misinterpreted and become weapons in the hands of white supremacists. and that means that important, essential discussions are not happening, or they are happening behind closed doors between people who already agree with each other, never actually furthering the debate. and this doesn't just break my heart; it makes me blind with rage and frustration because i look around me and we are running in vicious circles. and even typing out this post i am speaking around the subject. i am not overly fond of privilege discourse but it sure is a privilege to be able to loudly and brashly talk shit about your own people. even at my angriest i can't, i choke on the words. so i just have to sit with it. all the anger and the sadness and the love

the idea that being closeted is being a liar is a heterosexual propaganda that hates queer people protecting themselves. you don't have to come out if you're not safe.

You also don't have to come out if you are.

weird but true: you don't owe anyone in your life information about you! you get to choose what you share about yourself! you don't have to tell everyone your dreams or fears or religion, and you sure as hell don't have to tell them that you're queer if you don't want to!

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The only post allowed on Tumblr following both the NSFW and OSHA ban

no note no content post

Exactly what tumblr staff ordered

women be shopping. nonbinaries be eating oysters. what do men do

see a mouse and eat it

i clench my fist and beat it

i punch my balls and weeping

i am the beast i worship

if you got like a 100kilo bag of glitter and opened it up and left it in the path of like a tornado i think that would be interesting. i dont care abt ecological damage btw

I do. 100kg bag of seaweed based glitter.

i dont. 100kg bag of enriched uranium based glitter

wait isnt uranium denser than lead how heavy would a 100kg bag of uranium be

thyrell.

just kill me

deploying a squadron of transgender werewolves to your location

you can thank me later

Wait what

T minus 15 seconds til transgender werewolf impact

Amy Winehouse passing popsicles through her window to neighborhood kids

It’s giving this