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@cafeliminal

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Is there a Latam flag? why is there no latam flag, we need a latam flag someone go make a latam flag please i beg you why don't we have one already!!!!

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[Respuesta por @/freckledai dónde se lee: "pongamosle al menos un solcito digno, dígase el de la bandera uruguaya claramente"]

Tremendo, 100% aceptado. Pa mi tendría que ir bien en el medio, como la de argentina, queda más bonito y representa como deberíamos ser el centro de todo por lo genial que somos y que primero va Latam antes que nada <3

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[Respuesta por @/dngotchi dónde se lee: "pongan a la aguilita:((( propongo que el aguila de mexico y el quetzal de guatemala sean amigues:)"]

YESYESYEEESSS!!!

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aqui esta mi concept art todo epico porque por algo estoy en artes.

me puse a ver todas las banderas de latam y me di cuenta que todas solo usan esos cuatro colores pa las franjas. asi que por eso estan asi xd. puse las estrellitas pq hay varias banderas con estrellas. no las conte. probablemente deberia poner mas pa que asi sean todas las estrellas de todas las banderas pero equis. las piramides y el machu picchu estan ahi porque se van chidas y pa representar a peru y al pueblo inca, a centroamerica (pq los mayas estaban en toda centroamerica) , y a mexico (otravez). y el aguila y el quetzal representan el yuri patrimonio de la humanidad. en la version final deberian estar besandose.

is it just me or is NASA weirdly aggressive in their article about black holes?

can a black hole destroy the earth?

no, you idiot.

black holes aren’t planet gluttons, you bitch.

and the earth isn’t some weak-ass planet that would just fall in to a black hole like a sucker.

and that dumbass sun that we’ve got isn’t big enough to make a black hole like other stars.

you fool.

This reads like an exhausted doctor explaining that no, you fucking moron, vaccines do not cause autism. 

The guy of all time

I need you all to know the reason why this happens is because his AI assistant calculated his reaction speed becomes 3.9 times faster when he gets excited, allowing him to dodge even bullets.

My man literally quadruples the speed of a human being when looking for porn.

Normal Game Bug: enemies get infinite health and it eventually causes the game to crash
Dwarf Fortress Bug: new exercise mechanics unintentionally allow river trout to get super buff when swimming against the tide, to the point that they can now walk on land and beat anything they see up.
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Just gonna include some of my favourite Dwarf Fortress patch notes and bugs over the years:

  • Fixed a bug where animals could rent rooms
  • Fixed bug with animals picking out clothes to wear
  • Fixed bug with mules shitting luggage
  • Cleaned up the bear situation
  • Babies no longer start strapped with a knife
  • Added cat butchery
  • Fixed problem with undead passing out from strangling
  • Made the corpses of small animals that die out of water stop teleporting
  • Made dwarves care if you melt down their masterpieces
  • Stopped soldiers from going to parties
  • Added mouths
  • Added an aperture flag that stops mouths from being gouged out
  • Fixed bug where all the local rock turned into sky whenever migrant groups were created anywhere in the world
  • Made semimegabeasts get along better with their cave friends
  • Fixed a problem with blood hanging in the air
  • Stopped elves from being pleased with unethical trades
  • Stopped children and babies from joining you on your adventures
  • Allowed dwarves to get married
  • Made thieves and their support groups respect each other
  • Stopped booze food from melting, even though it probably should
  • Made dungeon masters happy with their cloaks and boots again
  • Made all undead respectful of one another
  • Fixed problem with the king coming early and not actually showing up
  • Stopped aerial births
  • Stopped looping dwarves from constantly trying out gloves and boots when they should just pick one and go
  • Alligators have hair and other unintended attributes
  • Rain kills everything it lands on
  • Dwarves given their choice of weapons will choose ones too big to use
  • Humans in Farming houses are naked
  • Tigerman does not have ears
  • Blind cave bears have front toes on both front and rear feet
  • Magma crabs drown in magma
  • Serpent Men can Kick
  • ALL primates have front and back legs (with accompanying feet), no arms or hands, yet have fingers, somewhere
  • Undead cat can adopt dwarf
  • Vampires who have been scouts brag about murders they committed while scouting
  • Undead dwarf contracted were-chameleon curse
  • Animal breeding is prevented if animals aren’t “willing to marry”
  • Frozen in time; no way to re-enter time continuum
  • Incorrect use of “whom” in elf.txt
  • Nonlethal fall onto upright spike causes unreasonably high skill gain
  • Dwarfs refuse to use picks after unforbidding said picks while traders are present with their own picks
  • Giraffe is trainable for war
  • All animals are described as “Gigantic”
  • Last time i played DF there was a known issue where female soldiers would charge into battle with their babies strapped to their chest, and go berserk when their child was inevitably wounded
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Dwarves also used to be able to drink other dwarves

dwarves are just containers of liquids when you think about it

My favourite was a note from Toady as he was developing Jumping, where due to a math(?) error he jumped, rocketed forwards at 30mph, hit a cliff and instagibbed.

Fundamental life advice: never trust a product from a youtuber/influencer sponsorship

  • Raycons - overpriced repackaged cheap bullshit
  • Hello fresh - last years workers were on strike for shitty work conditions and there’s reports of union busting. Never have i seen a youtuber acknowledge this at all
  • Adam and Eve - the dildos aren’t all from body safe materials. Don’t risk it with cheap dildos it can fuck your body up
  • Audible - owned by amazon
  • Idk which one but one of the vpn ones mined bitcoin from ur computer and they’re useful but generally falsely advertised, not a big tech person but this guy talks about it
  • All the fit teas and shakes etc are bullshit that just makes you poop and loose water weight short term
  • Raid shadow legends - lol do i even need to explain this one
  • All the loot crates - filled with cheap junk they’re getting wholesale
  • The online coupon thingies are a data harvesting scam. Just google the shop name + coupon when shopping
  • The online therapy better help was a whole big controversy and i still see this shitty company being promoted

Idk maybe the learning platform ones are the exception but i never looked into them

Adding on to this. Skillshare is hard to cancel. There’s a slight chance this has changed but when I looked into subscribing, there was a lot of people complaining about having to email the company multiple times to cancel.

Since Squarespace is templets, they legally own whatever you make. If you decide to change providers, you can’t take it with you. You’re stuck with them forever or have to rebuild your website from the ground up. You at least own the domain name so there’s that, but for me it’s not worth the work if I have to restart should I ever decide I hate the company.

I want more people to know this because every time I’ve looked into something advertised by youtubers, it’s never been good.

Time to talk about SponsorBlock again.

This is a Firefox extension that automatically skips sponsorship messages in Youtube videos. The fact that these small-time corporations feel the need to make Youtube creators behave like trained animals for a tiny contribution is stupid in the first place.

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So many notes ppl confused by corn wielding Colima dog wait until you see the dancing figures…..blow your mind. Teach you true love

humankind…what more can I say. I can only aspire to have such deep and rich a human connection with anyone in this life that will be as radiant as a ceramic figural pair of dancing xolos

They’re also at the center of a roundabout

Mexican here, fun fact! While we call them “Dancing dogs”, they’re a young pup and an old dog, and the older one is revealing wisdoms right on the pup’s ear.

You’ll recognize the older dog bc he’s got wrinkles!! It’s a wonderful scene!!

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Another fun fact! These aren’t xolos (xoloizcuintles), but an extinct dog breed named Tlalchichi! They had short legs and a big belly, and were used as pets, food and guardians to the afterlife.

We have archeological sites where there were remains of tlalchichis buried next to their owners, as to accompany them to the other side.