Have some Castiel fanart because this angel owns my heart now.

on april fools day we should all change our icons to this

Next month is the 10 year anniversary. You know what I’m suggesting.

Norwegian humor is amazing

My mom got tired of me making fun of her “Live Laugh Love” sign and modified it.

Women, if your guy acts like this LEAVE HIM.

Louder for the people in the back: shit like this doesn’t get better over time. It escalates.

The woman’s parents are delusional. Alcohol doesn’t make people violent, at most it disinhibits them so they act out on impulses they normally rein in.

RUN.

If anyone of any gender does this, run

like why are mobile games allowed to lie about what they are in ads. wasn’t that illegal at one point

nothing is illegal in the CYBER WORLD

let me out of the fucking CYBER WORLD

Every few months I think to myself "what exactly is Wario and waluigi's relationship. They're not brothers so what are they" and I check the wiki and it doesn't say their connection

I hope Nintendo says they're husbands and they don't elaborate

I could look for it but apparently they met in a gay app thing when Wario was looking for a partner for Mario Tennis

I like the idea that they are gay but they're not dating each other. Nintendo should do this if they want to be funny

Here’s the only thing that talks about it

I THOUGHT YOU WERE JOKING

Ambiguously Related (Discussed)

Heterosexual Life-Partners (Inverted)

"Not Making This Up” Disclaimer

Thinking about a duct tape wizard

Tumblr has become its own culture @ this point. We have sexymen and blorbos. @one-time-i-dreamt is our president. We celebrate the ides of march like other countries celebrate xmas, we also have mar 10.

Happy birthday to president of tumblr @one-time-i-dreamt

HAPPY BDAY

@one-time-i-dreamt

Thank you so much! Love you!

Touchscreens do not belong in cars

And gauges and dials should be gauges and dials, not screens

Door releases should have a direct mechanical link to a latch, not send an electronic signal to a servo

You should not have to have your phone alive to unlock your car

Your ability to quickly and easily see what's behind you while driving should not be dependent on cameras instead of mirrors.

I'm actually going to push back on that last one, @fuckyeah-nerdery: backing cameras in cars aren't there for drivers or for manufacturers, they're there to keep people from running over toddlers.

not even joking: car companies do not actually like backing cameras because they are the most expensive option in terms of making it easier to see what's behind you, but cameras are the only way for a driver to see something directly behind them that's shorter than their window. years of research showed that less expensive options – more or better mirrors, sensors, a bigger rearview window – did not work, and cameras did, which is why they're now a mandatory feature on cars, like seatbelts.

behold my shitty drawing explaining why:

we had a whole day in my admin law class about this because it was a promulgated regulation at the time. there were a lot of people in my class who were basically "RIP to those kids but I would simply teach my baby not to stand behind cars so cameras are unnecessary" as if that was the first time anyone had thought about it.

anyway, that's a necessary safety feature like a manual lock or buttons you can feel instead of needing to look at a screen.

Oh, I'm not opposed to backup cameras. Apparently there are people who want to replace side mirrors with cameras and that just sounds like a terrible idea. I'm fine with cameras in addition to mirrors, my concern is a dangerous reliance on them and what could happen if either they or the display stops working while someone is on the interstate.

well, that's just dumb AND expensive.

if ur a terf unfollow me and know that i hate you

the most iconic polycule of all time…a, e, i, o, u, & sometimes y…

bestie they are vowels..

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

no one tell him

This is it, lads. The post that started us on this path 9 years ago.

I sure hope no one told him.