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Reblogged erykah

These swimming pools with black tiles are my aesthetic. 

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gabriel-patches-titanfeather

Make the black tiles out of that black material that absorbs all light and swim over the void.

Fun fact about Vantablack- Because it absorbs all light, it heats up very fast. If exposed to direct sunlight, it takes in all the UV and heat and contains them, and can reach heats well over 212°F, the boiling point of water. So if you did coat the pool in that material, the water would boil as soon as the sun touched it, killing everyone swimming in it.

But that’s not all. The flash boiling of an entire pool of chlorinated water would release the chlorine as gas, which would kill everyone within a 200ft radius of the pool. And it doesn’t end there.

The release of chlorine gas combined with the heat of the black tiles would be more than sufficient to fuse the boiled hydrogen ions with the chlorine, creating an explosive reaction with the nitrogen in the air. So shortly after everyone in the pool boils and everyone around the pool dies of chlorine gas poisoning, the region would explode with the force of a small atomic bomb (8kt for a pool like those pictured above), leveling about 50 city blocks.

You’d think that would be bad enough, but get this-

Such chemical explosions expel gamma rays. Gamma rays ionize hematite, which is the mineral from which the black material mentioned is made. This creates Scopohyoscpnol, a compound known as “The Zombie Drug” because it essentially erases the brain and induces cannibalistic tendencies in its victim. It can be transmitted through saliva, infecting all who are bitten within hours.

So basically, if you did have Vantablack tiles in your pool, you would boil your friends, poison your neighbors, nuke your city, and condemn the globe to a zombie plague. But to be fair, it would look pretty cool.

This is really well-done. I skipped over the username and kept believing even as it got ridiculous.

do you think kirby’s skin is moist when you touch him

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wizardtwins

or do you think its like rubbery? like an inflated balloon?

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wizardtwins

if you stabbed him would he pop or bleed?

Do you take constructive criticism on your posts ???

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wizardtwins

all respectable scientists must accept peer review on their research findings

Due to the nature of kirby’s inflation (inhalation of the air or other airborne elements) Kirby’s anatomy would only make sense to be a large bodily chasm much like the human lung to capture and hold the atmospheric area inside of him.

Kirby also floats, suggesting either A) he is lighter than the atmospheric pressure and gravity affecting him and can propel himself through the atmosphere or B) he is strong enough to conteract those forces. Both of which suggest Kirby is not fat or excess skin, but muscle. He is also depicted as smooth and without imperfections as if to suggest that inflated kirby has no stretching of his skin. Smaller kirby and Larger kirby can have different volumes, indicating Kirby has excess skin which can retract into his body when not in use. Which would be able to reside in the chasm of Kirby, that is contracted and relaxed.

So while he may be soft and squishy when deflated, I think Kirby when he has taken in air is much more like a basketball, firm and stiff thanks to the extension (possible hyperextension) of his muscles. Kirby is softer when not inflated due to the relaxtaion of his muscles although the moistness is a variable I am unable to comprehend at this time.

Thanks for coming to my TEDtalk this is why kirby would actually just eat the knife if you tried to stab him

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thug-gifs

Reblog in 40 seconds and you will be put on the path to achieve your dreams and find your fortune

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atsirhc

WELP.

Can’t hurt.

I’ve been rolling in the dough lately so it seems like these things are working 🙏🏻

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cloudninedreammuse

No they literally work

I reblogged this the other day and literally got a settlement check from an old job. like LMAO ?????????????????????????? 

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ayat-the-aquarius

i’ve got nothing to lose lol

This came to me after living in a town for 5 years where if you aren’t married and having kids, everyone hates you.

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drejofvalenwood

I’M CACKLING

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proteja-deactivated20111228
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jforjoelle

last time i did this my wish really came true. so im going to wish again

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iwannahavethelifethatyouhave

nothing to lose. :))

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fuckyeaaaah-xx

Let’s hope

Why not? :)

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bigtimecrushonsomeone

*crossing fingers*

pretty much^^^^

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ifyoufeelthatway

i got nothing to lose. (:

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vinnysgotswagg

Last time i did this my wish came true.

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sleTep-for-days

Jesus Christ if my wish comes true I will piss

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averyheartlessknight

im fucking crying of joy at the /thought/ of my wish coming true…

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here-therein-we-lie

it came true last time…so why not

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miranduhhlynn

<3

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xo-muchlovefor1d-xo

hoping and praying…

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emopeacock

Why not.

lets see.

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amaayzing

my wish came true……………..this is creepy

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x-xdyingtobethinx-x

Why not lol

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iwannabeaskinnybich

Let’s see if it works 🥀➰

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edxolivex

I doubt it will work but anyhow

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alliwantisskinny

I will always reblog this as long as I have hope

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sad-rad-babe

Here goes nothing xx

*fingers crossed*

picking RPG clothes based on maxing stats instead of whether they match or not

[*rpg music playing as gear gets picked* boss (wearing paper crown): so you’ve finally… arrived… what the hell are you wearing? player character: it’s my ass kicking outfit, bitch!]