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Almost been here for a decade. Only the gods themselves can remove me. 22 - they/any

Hey! As a member the LGBTQ group, I always had the headcanon that Miss Spink and Miss Forcible were a couple. Thoughts?

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As the author, so have I.

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Actually, let's clarify this one, a little more. They are obviously a couple, and were always written to be a couple. What else would they be? (No, they aren't sisters, they have different names.)

"We never married, so we're undivorceable," they sang in the Stephin Merritt musical of Coraline...

(They were based on my long ago elocution teacher and her partner.)

Yet another. I appear to have answered this one many many times on Tumblr alone (and on Twitter, alav ha-shalom, and even on my blog, before that).

And what I find oddest about it, is if it had been an elderly man and an elderly woman as neighbours, who had been living in the flat downstairs for the past thirty years or more, you'd just assume they were a couple, and would not be writing to the author to find out if they were a brother and sister or perhaps roommates.

top 10 shane madej communist moments feel free to add on

don’t forget this killer tune from their new show

More golden moments:

Plus, a message from The Professor:

Someone add screenshots from when he spent a whole episode dunking on the British royals and calling for the abolition of the monarchy

no idea who this is. just reblogging because someone telling mike pence to "eat shit fuckface" is hilarious to me.

update from mystery files

Waiting for people to fuck up so you can cancel them, gatekeeping, communities self-policing to the point of self-destruction, debating each other's validity, communities infighting over terminology, fighting over the Best way to exist, trying to define what a Bad Community Member is/does, vilifying those people.

Besties I think we fucked up and internalized the surveillance state or the omni-present judgment of god or purity culture or perhaps just maybe all 3

Crop top that says "met god," with singe marks around the bottom edge implying it used to be a full t shirt with additional text

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[ID: A tag from dicaeopolis: op what pattern is on the binder underneath /end ID]

Im sorry but the mental image of someone's packer falling out of their pant leg is so funny to me. Hey king uh you dropped your dick

Imagine me dropping my dick and the having to look for it on all 4s like Velma searching for her glasses at the club

Joke's on you all my posts are flops. You'll never get me

Uh oh.

your brain is filled with eyes op

your posts are flops huh?? you know what else flops?? a dick to the ground

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my dad always says "it's not trespassing if you're not planning to do anything bad" which as a legal argument wouldn't get far but as a moral prerogative is completely sound

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officer i am literally just in a location

Trying to have an elemental theme in dnd can be difficult. You make a ice wizard but want fireball, a fire warlock but you want hex.

Some folks will just say change the damage type, even Jeremy Crawford has said there's no balance behind damage types (kinda disagree but whatever). However, I say lean into it in spell descriptions.

Not only does this make your caster more versatile, but it's a fun way to make something new out of a common pick.

Examples:

Fireball is now an explosion of ice so cold it burns. Its targets going through extreme frostbite.

Hex is now smoke. Every time you hit them, it escapes a little from their lips, taking some of their life-force with it.

Thunderwave is a small bead of fire that you implode I you hands with a deafening noise. Pushing everyone back with a ripple of heat.

Vicious mockery, you steal a little of their breath, the air in their brain, causing a piercing headache.

Basically, flavour can be just as important, and add a lot more to the character than just changing the damage type.

misha being like blah blah blah i believe cas’s final words are very relevant in our current socio-political climate blah blah. well fuck off dude we all know that if we’re losing cas in the same week as the election the only last words he could POSSIBLY say to make society better would be “dean winchester i’m in love with you and i wanna fuck you in the ass”

HE SAID IT

LIKE MISHA WAS LIKE "CAS'S LAST LINES ARE IMPORTANT AND FULL OF MEANINGFUL SOCIAL CONTENT" AND WE WERE ALL LIKE FUCK YOU MISHA YOU LITTLE BITCH THERE'S NO DUMBASS MILQUETOAST POLITICS SHIT THAT CAS'S LAST WORDS COULD HAVE THAT WOULD MAKE SOCIETY BETTER AND THEN CAS SAIS "DEAN WINCHESTER I LOVE YOU AND I WANNA FUCK YOU IN THE ASS"