i went to a tiny counterserve diner once and accidentally poured sugar instead of salt all over my hashbrowns and was eating them sadly anyways. the waitress took them away and started making me another one and I tried to protest, but she just snorted and said "we're not catholic here". now every time i'm doing something painful out of obligation i think about how that is not repenting, this body is not a catholic establishment, there is no nobility in suffering.
This is the secret Big Female doesn’t want us to know
maybe the real clitoris was the friends we made along the way
I like that Pangur has an activation code
Greer: you want some food?
Pangur: ⚫️ ⚫️
The big discourse on twitter right now is that writers going on strike or cancelling their own series are breaking an invisible “contract” they made with their fans and all creators owe their fans a satisfying conclusion to their stories. Actually all fans owe all creators for entertaining them and if a creator says “I don’t want to perform this labor anymore,” then regardless of the cliffhanger that leaves you with, your only response should be “take care! Thank you for all your hard work!!!” :)
Like it or not… this.
new mixed drink! i call it The Sludge
ok so i couldnt find grape fruit barrels or mint tums but i found…. alternatives
oh yeah
we’re doing it
awesome its fear!
IDK WHAT I WAS EXPECTING
People talk about "The Shape of Water" like it's just the fish fucking movie as if it wasn't about a mute woman feeling truly understood for the first time in her entire life and then yeah fucking a fish
#the plot literally centers on a disabled woman and a fat Black woman helping break a trafficking victim out of a government lab#with the help of a gay man and a communist#and the main villain is an archetypal White Cishet Man From the 50s who is also an American government official#YEAH SHE FUCKS THE FISH#BUT THERE'S SO MUCH MORE THAN THAT#AND THE FISH FUCKING IS PART OF THE MOST COMPELLING LOVE STORY I HAVE EVER SEEN#anyway watch The Shape of Water it's very good
i hate john winchester but im bizarrely fascinated by his ability to be such a bad dad that he had THREE children and somehow all of them were under the impression that they were the least favorite
bowser reacting to mario’s tux vs bowser reacting to mario’s dress
Bowser respects gender non-conforming Mario even if he WASN’T INVITED
i am like addicted to that reaction image of the deformed ms paint kid typing on a computer way too big for him its like the only good reaction for when you see a take clearly written by a child
how can you even counter this
i literally dont remember where i originally found this image its just a permanent part of my internet vocabulary now
They should add murder to real life
Your URL (antiqueChainsaw - AC) is a valid chumhandle!
my interpretation … mieaow …
Want to learn something new in 2022??
Absolute beginner adult ballet series (fabulous beginning teacher)
40 piano lessons for beginners (some of the best explanations for piano I’ve ever seen)
Basic knitting (probably the best how to knit video out there)
Pre-Free Figure Skate Levels A-D guides and practice activities (each video builds up with exercises to the actual moves!)
How to draw character faces video (very funny, surprisingly instructive?)
Playing the guitar for beginners (well paced and excellent instructor)
Playing the violin for beginners (really good practical tips mixed in)
Color theory in digital art (not of the children’s hospital variety)
Retake classes you hated but now there’s zero stakes:
Calculus 1 (full semester class)
Learn basic statistics (free textbook)
Introduction to college physics (free textbook)
Introduction to accounting (free textbook)
Learn a language:
Japanese (grammar guide) (for dummies)
Russian (pretty good cyrillic guide!)
Want to learn something new in 2023??
Cooking with flavor bootcamp (used what I learned in this a LOT this year)
Learn Interior Design from the British Academy of Interior Design (free to audit course - just choose the free option when you register)
How to ride a bike (listen. some of us never learned, and that's okay.)
How to cornrow-braid hair (I have it on good authority that this video is a godsend for doing your baby niece's black hair)
Making mead at home (I actually did this last summer and it was SO good)
Basics of snowboarding (proceed with caution)
How to draw for people who (think they) suck at art (I know this website looks like a 2003 monstrosity, but the tutorials are excellent)
Pixel art for beginners so you can make the next great indie game
Go (back) to school
Introduction to Astronomy (high school course - free textbook w/ practice problems)
Principals of Economics (high school course - free textbook w/ practice problems)
Introduction to philosophy (free college course)
Computer science basics (full-semester Harvard course free online)
Learn a language
Japanese for Dummies (link fix from 2022)
Portuguese (Brazil)
American Sign Language (as somebody who works with Deaf people professionally, I also strongly advise you to read up on Deaf/HoH culture and history!)
Chinese (Simplified)
Quenya (LOTR fantasy elf language)
Reblogging to remind myself that retirement is the perfect time for some of these!

























