Cabbage

is it cute or serial killer esque of me to make a pinterest board to make sure the contents of my purse look nice together i genuinely cannot tell and im just very serious about colors matching

autism won today

Telekinetic battle

It’s clear who is winning

wheres that picture of nathan fielder where hes like "listening to rock music outside of a police station" thats what the ppl in those extremely uwu "punk" posts come off as every time but theyre not doing it as a joke

"in a loud room the punkest thing you can do is be quiet, in a hard world the punkest thing you can do is be soft"

are people allowed to say kys here

We're allowed to say faggot don't worry about it

i liked it

honestly so many stories about the horrors of transformation are about the ways one feels alienated from their own body but tbh i feel like more often its the way society reacts to a body its decided is strange thats so, sooo much more frightening/painful

like not just because the concept of monsterous transformation is exciting to me in a 'move gayboy im bout to get it' whenever i hear protagonists lamenting about it BUT, i also think it'd be interesting if a character were intrigued by, if not pleased by their transformation only to hide it because of the way the world would react. because there isnt a place for someone LIKE them yet, not because they dont want to be that way.

thinking. perhaps

an idea for a sea witch that ages with phases of the moon

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

craziest shit i've read in a long time

twitter is going to be shut down. half of reddit is locked or completely unmoderated. the entire first page of google search results are ads. tumblr does not and will never have a functioning search system and their content moderation is 100% automated. youtube only shares ad revenue with people who make snuff films for Youtube Kids. facebook is selling your grandma’s social security number under the table for like $5. web 2.0 is completely dead right

now would be the absolute funniest time for tumblr to unban porn

i’m about to say something that will absolutely get me hate

this is what Taylor swift sounds like to me

let him play angry birds

i miss streetpass sooo much

im not good with words but something about carrying ur 3ds in ur bag and opening it up to find out u had this teeny tiny thing in common with the people around u that u never spoke 2.... it was nice

CHER????

Anytime i see a bunch of pride flags i have to restrain myself from saying "where mexico" bc i doubt anyone will know I'm referencing this

earlier my friend said to me “somewhere out there, in an alternate universe, there’s an all female rock band called ‘king’” and I’m STILL recovering from that mental image and how gay it made me feel

jk rowling's new reputation will never not be funny to me. when you see her name now you dont think "oh yeah thats the chick who wrote harry potter" you think "oh lord, this TERF bitch again" like bro how do you fuck up so bad that your fuck ups overshadow writing the third most read piece of literature in existence

#literally like I was saying earlier!#these books could have just quietly gone down in history as a much-beloved piece of children's/teen fiction#and people would have been like 'it's kind of problematic but the pros outweigh the cons so I'll read it to the kids'#but Rowling was SO desperate to keep herself relevant that she's driven HP into the fucking earth

Potential for the funniest thing ever to happen