this is so insanely accurate i dont even know what to say
when people put "trigger warning" on their content without specifying what the trigger warning is for
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does it?
does it though?
Fuck is going on here
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Son of no notes ghost post.
obsessed with how tumblr just sometimes Does This
If something is blown to smithereens, how big is each "smithereen"?
is there a set size, or is it percentage?
does it have to be completely unrecognizable as a part of the original object?
if there are more intact parts, say half of it is fine but the other 50% is absolutely obliterated, could the smaller bits still be classified as smithereens?
it is defined as "small fragment", but at what point do fragments stop being small enough to classify as smithereens?
Personally I'd draw the line at one gram. If it's bigger than that, it's not a smithereen, it's a bit. Much larger than that, it'd probably be a chunk instead.
If the object is small enough to not be reasonably identifyable as the original object its a smithereen imo
I woke up today and my Glasses were just in the fridge but
I dont?
I dont remember putting them there??
Do you think if Dedede wished his 36475 Waddle Dee children good night and turns the lights off, would it be like this;
I keep thinking about this idea
THIS IS BRILLIANT OMG??
reblog this post to fire Guided Missiles at the person you reblogged it from
so "incubus" means someone who lies on top of something, and "succubus" means someone who lies underneath something, and the former also turns up in the word "incubate", which means to lie on top of an egg. To ensure closure we could therefore posit an analogous term "succubate", which would be something like this:
he is succubating.
time for my favorite olympic tradition: mary carillo's on-air breakdown about badminton from 2004
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
for context:
“Beep Beep Bitch, You’re Gay!”
Updated the lesbian flag and added nonbinary, pan, ace, and aro for all your tacky LBGTQ+ barcode needs.
Hope yall like my abomination
That last one is fucking moving istg
at last. the gaydar
Reblog, click the picture, and prepare for battle.
after a while i became convinced that the words were mocking me
Nothing happened.
I WAS PROMISED A BATTLE
*throws down gauntlet*
Edit: Went back. This is the best thing to happen to my dashboard ever.
Reblogging again because my followers need to see this. To be clear, rebog, go to your actual blog, then click the picture.
They really should teach people how to cook in school.
IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY
I T S T H E M I D D L E O F J U N E
I T I S H A L L O W E E N T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y
ok who the fuck got this on my dash it’s still june
get spooky
how does this appear every june
T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y
PRIDE SKELETONS! HAVE A SPOOKY PRIDE ILY!!!




