all the world will be your callout post, girlfag with a thousand callout posts, and whenever they befriend you, they will dispose of you. but first they must befriend you, psycho, narcissist, pervert, cringe queen with idk just bad vibes. be a tranny and full of cum and your hovel will never be destroyed
"Isn't it weird that [thing humans commonly eat] is poisonous to literally every domesticated animal" I mean, there's a pretty good chance that [thing humans commonly eat] is at least mildly poisonous to humans, too. One of our quirks as a species is that we think our food is bland if it doesn't have enough poison in it.
Humans have a really weird mix of mundane superpowers.
We're not fast and don't have a lot of natural weaponry but we're bizarrely tolerant to a broad range of toxins to the point that one toxin is considered a morning necessity for some to perform at work. Gotta love us.
- Treat all cocks as if they are always loaded.
- Never point a cock at anything that you are not willing to coat.
- Keep your finger off the prostate until ready to fire.
- Be sure of your target and who is behind it.
dyatlovpassingprivilege
my AC has been out for a couple days and i've accordingly fallen into the niche yet ecologically vital role of guy who sits around in underwear and a-
okay well i paused to go find an alternate term and this isn't helping
dyatlovpassingprivilege
awesome. so as i was saying i'm in my wop top
Nissan Altima catches air and crashes into a California dental office (2018)
2007-2012 Nissan Altima 2.5 Sedan
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