im sorry to everyone who has ever tried to talk to me and then realized my communication skills are equivalent to a stale piece of bread

Date a daddy that knows how to calm you down during a panic attack and that doesn’t judge you about it

Submitted by @littleericaxoxo

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS

DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????

That last fatal scream tho

THE TERROR IN HIS SCREAM OH GOSH

i’m crying

WAAA-

I will always reblog this on the off chance some other poor soul has been searching for it

IT’S BACK

HOYL SHIT ITS B A CK

IT’S BACK?? ON MY DASH?

re-blogging again xD

Why this got 2 mil notes that’s wild

Bruh, I’ve never seen this omg

Wtf is this 🤣🤣🤣🤣

U ain’t ever see lion king ? Lol

CLASSIC

I’m dying 😂😂😂😂

Matching Disney lockscreens 🌟

Watching your partner orgasm is literally such a turn on. Wow.

he’s going to break my heart and i’m weirdly okay with it. dick this good is a danger to society honestly

depression is like a penis, it gets bigger at night and in the morning and at the worst possible times

excuse me!!!

i don’t know if you know this, but literally every single woman is beautiful and wonderful and shouldn’t feel the need to change for anyone.

and when i say all women, i mean it!!!

i would say i don’t make the rules, but i literally make the rules and i say so and therefore it is true.

🌈terfs do not interact with this post or i will come for you at the speed of gay and you will be sorry🌈

Do you ever get those random moments when you realize how gay you are?

Like you could be doing your homework or taking a walk & suddenly you’re like, “Wow, I’m really gay.”

I just wanna have my mans last name and love him for the rest of my life on this earth..

Hold me tight and call me yours

Life is golden

ʚ♡ɞ