Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl 2003 — dir. Gore Verbinski

it’s a good thing they were already dead because that last look was fatal

it's getting more and more out of hands😭

(x)

Maggie…Why must you hurt us like this 😭

Couple + Sibling/relative third wheel is honestly an S-tier trio dynamic and I wish we saw more of this in media.

"You are my soulmate. We are forged together by battle and tears and love. Also my brother's coming along."

"Yo."

Bonus points if the non-related half of the couple is just as committed to keeping the third wheel around as the related half.

"Isn't it weird that your brother in law is always hanging around?"

"You've got a problem with Andrew?"

Lifting

English added by me :)

Not be bisexual but oh my god, holy shit, etc

TAEHYUNG, 250611

two eggs in this economy 💸

A DEA officer stopped at our farm yesterday. “I need to inspect your farm for illegal growing drugs.” 

I said, “Okay, but don’t go in that field over there.”

The DEA officer verbally exploded, saying, “Mister, I have the authority of the federal government with me!” Reaching into his back pocket, the officer pulled out his badge and shoved it in my face. “See this fucking badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish… on ANY land! No questions asked or answers given! Do I make myself clear? Do you understand?”

I nodded politely, apologized, and went about my chores. A short time later, I heard loud screams, looked up, and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by my big old mean bull! With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer and it seemed likely that he’d get gored before reaching safety. The officer was clearly terrified.

So, I threw down my tools, ran to the fence, and shouted at the top of my lungs.

“Your badge, show him your fucking BADGE!!!”

2013 — 2025

He is the most handsome man in the world, only my opinion matters.

Son of Aphrodite

Strange haunted photo where Winifred looks like she's a painting

I have placed her in a more fitting setting

For the first time in my tenure on tumblr, it's "THAT'S A PHOTOGRAPH?" and not "THAT'S AN OIL PAINTING?"

In honor of vine, I made a compilation featuring some of my favorites. RIP Vine, you will be missed.

“why are you tired? you haven’t done anything all day” the simple fact that i exist drains me. hope this helps

HELLO?!!?????!!!!!!!!!