6 was scared of 7 because 7, 8 ,9 but why did 7 eat 9?

Because you’re supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day.

this is advanced

(f0r-you)

So much can happen in a year..

The saying “start now and thank yourself later” is so important.

I’m thankful for the past version of me, making the conscious decision to love herself deeply and work hard for what’s hers.

The rewards this year have been remarkable and it all began by simply putting myself first and manifesting greatness.

“Self love saves lives”

I wish the same for everyone reading this.

Daughter tells her Dad he’s going to be a Grandpa [x]

When he says “really” ;’)

Never leave this un-reblogged

What a dear human being he is. 

OMG YAY!

yeah i would’ve knocked him tf out too lmao

Yesssss!!!! Omg!

@goodvibes-floatin

Can we talk about how ALL THE MEN sat there and let that woman be harassed while ever woman in earshot called his as out and finally one knocked him the fuck out.

YES SHE TTG I FUCKS WITH HER

i want her victory lines to be used in the next mortal kombat game

YES

YESSSS I LOVE YOU GIRL

ANGEL

If I ever make it to the UK, I’m buying that woman a bottle of whiskey.

I am literally shaking with rage about this disgusting excuse for a “man”. So what? The girl has her stomach showing! It’s hardly shocking, is it? He attacks her, out of nowhere for, essentially, being comfortable with her own body. As she says, she can dress however she wants, and no, he cannot justify his harassment of her as “freedom of speech”. How would he like it if someone came up to him and started calling him names based on his appearance, trying to slander him and make him out to be something he is not? All he is doing here is making himself known as a horrible, seedy-minded bully with serious issues with women. “I’ve been with someone like that. A user.” He doesn’t even know her! For all he knows she could be the most generous, wonderful human being on earth, but because she is showing a little flesh, apparently that makes her a slut, no questions asked. Fucking idiot. As much as I’m anti-violence, I’m so, so glad that girl knocked him out. I hope when the girl’s boyfriend arrived, he gave him a swift hard kick to the face. I hope he laid there all night, all by himself, cold and concussed. I hope people pissed on him. Disgusting, self-entitled douchebag.

This comic is about how there are two sides to every story.

on point

A guy insulting his ex to “compliment” you is always a red flag.

A Tip for Girls: The term “crazy bitches” is often just dudebro code for “women who have become legitimately angry with me for the crappy things I do/did to them, but my complete lack of empathy with them and inability to see them as people has made me confused by the reactions and feelings I incite in them.”

In other words, if a guy ever uses the phrase “crazy bitches” to describe women (most particularly the women he’s dated), he’s basically just confessing to you that he systematically and consistently pisses off women and yet he doesn’t understand why. Get away immediately.

I had the honour of being called crazy by the literal craziest guy I ever met. He had so many neuroses and weird ideas about life, which, blinded by the hope of actually finding love, I accepted. He flipped out several times, standing me up, backing off, coming back and claiming he’d realised how wrong he was and how amazing I was, blah, blah, blah. Because I am allowed to express how I feel about things, I gave him a few home truths and told him that his behaviour was pushing me away from him so much he risked losing me completely… Saying that means I am crazy, according to him! That makes total sense, right?

Let’s just put things into perspective here - this guy sent me photographs he’d taken of decomposing animals, and told me that he wanted a child, on the condition that he would have nothing to do with it until it was eighteen. He also justified why he eventually cut me off by saying “she’s naturally blonde, which means she must be a psycho”, and months after we parted ways, he parked outside my house, then ran away like a frightened animal when I actually came outside, leaving his car there. Actually, thinking of it, maybe I was crazy for dating someone like that in the first place! I admit it. I am indeed a crazy bitch!

this is iconic

This shit is so hilarious

Dude: Do you wanna get married? Girl: Yes. Dude: …..I gotta…..

“YOU’RE FAT!! 😢” LMAO homie was hurt

Im howling with laughter

What did i just watch

I love her!

Haruki Murakami, Kafka on the Shore (via wordsnquotes)

so needy for your attention

He is my husband but he doesn’t know it yet tbh 💍💕😂

I’m literally doing my best but I’m not gonna beg anyone to understand that