the thing with edibles is if you only eat half the two halves are gonna know theyre separated. and theyre gonna to know that they arent meant to exist in that state of separation and they will yearn for reunification. so the edible half in your stomach will be calling out to the uneaten half, forcing you to eventually succumb and eat the other half so they may be reunited. many such cases

this too is yuri

the only bad part about going to the zoo is hearing adult men confidently tell their kids or gfs objectively incorrect information about the animals we’re looking at and having to remain silent. do u know the restraint it takes to say nothing when a grown adult man tells someone “falcons are in the same family as eagles” next to me? no babygirl. no.

i wish there were doordash for ciggies for mommies. and it was free and the dasher also kissed u with tongue and sucked yr nipples a lil bit

a woman named dvd

Corn dogs are named for their traditional meat, the unicorn. As unicorns are now extinct, they can only be referred to properly as ‘Corn Dogs and not “Unicorn Dogs” as they were prior to 2009.

This is actually a common misconception! While the Unicorn Dog did exist and was discontinued following the extinction of unicorns in 2009, the Corn Dog is not a rebranding of the Unicorn Dog! The Corn Dog was created in 2003 by James H. Corn, though it remained a relatively unpopular Ohio treat until 2010 when Mr. Corn took the opportunity left by the Unicorn Dog’s exit from the market to take over the niche.

“This is a nice way to spend a Sunday” –Paul McGann

The entry for Super Mario Galaxy 2 on Nintendo’s official site for the Super Mario Bros. 35th anniversary has an error in its ESRB rating: “Mild Cartoon Violence” is spelled “Mild Cartton Violence” instead. Bizarrely, this is spelled correctly in all other places on the website; suggesting that instead of using a template, some Nintendo employee typed out the ratings individually for each of the games.

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mild carlton violence

she asked to be a windows XP screensaver

Doctor Who: The Movie dir. Geoffrey Sax | 1996

1996 ・2010 ・2013 ・2022

im gonna learn how to draw him if it kills me

girl taking off her headphones all forlornly on her sunday night making peace with whats to come

Cutting the 40th anniversary cake at Tenth Planet in Barking, 2003.

Like a lot of the old photos I have, I've no idea who took these but if anyone knows I'll be happy to credit.

Bonus:

the age old question

behind the scenes of withnail and i, 1986 (photographed by murray close)