bad idea: a fantroll whose quirk is writing everything out with the international phonetic alphabet like a dictionary pronunciation guide.
byzantineclairvoyant
bæd aɪˈdiə: eɪ ˈfæntɹoʊl huːz kwɜːk ɪz ˈɹaɪtɪŋ ˈɛvɹiˌθɪŋ aʊt wɪθ ðə ɪntɚˈnæʃənəl fəˈnɛtɪk ˈæl.fə.bɛt laɪk eɪ dĭk'shənĕrē pɹənʌnsiˈeɪʃən ɡaɪd.