[ID: Two screencaps from Taskmaster. Fern Brady stands outside a house, in front of a metal barrel with a pile of potatoes on it. From off-screen, Alex Horne asks, “Do you remember these things?” Fern says quizzically, “Wait, did I meet these potatoes before?” End ID.]

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*dry food crunches* Ridiculously small kitten: “Myam myam myam. Njam njam njam njam njam njam njam! Myam myam myam nyam nyam myam. Mmmam. Mrrrrram. Meep!”

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Oh here it is again. The best video ever

My favourite example of the domino effect

Allow me to explain:

  • Gerard Way witnesses 9/11 and as a consequence, starts My Chemical Romance
  • Stephanie Meyer sees My Chemical Romance and becomes inspired to write Twilight
  • Somewhere in Rio de Janeiro, a man by the name of Felipe Neto is so outraged by the Twilight movies that he makes a hate video about them that goes so viral he becomes one of Brazil's biggest YouTubers
  • His brother Luccas Neto rides off his fame and becomes a children's YouTuber
  • Across the Atlantic, Portuguese children become obsessed with his videos. Like the lusophone Jake Paul
  • Portuguese children watch his videos so fucking much that they begin talking like they're from Rio
  • Portuguese parents are horrified by the Brazilian Portuguese but can't make it stop
  • Brazilian Portuguese slowly eats alive the European Portuguese dialect
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WAIT WHAT