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Eventually something had to happen and so it did- Mads Mikkelsen 2023
he is sitting politely
Adam waiting for Nigel to come home
imagine hannibal lecter going to the dentist. just like lying on the dentist chair in a three-piece suit with a bib on. spit on the corners of his mouth and he can't wipe it away because someone's hands are in his mouth. someone's hands are in his mouth for an entire hour and he can't even eat them. do you think he gets hungry
I guarantee he did get hungry when he was a surgeon. When i used to do surgery, the smell of the cauterizer on flesh smells just like bbq. We would all be around the open abdomen and suddenly someone would say “who wants to order burgers for lunch”
Anonymous asked:
what would Will’s stripper name be??
Willy Gspot
Big Willie Style
world’s smallest birds
world’s smallest waterfowl: african pygmy goose
world’s smallest parrot: buff-faced pygmy parrot
world’s smallest dove: dwarf fruit-dove
world’s smallest bird of prey: a tie between the black-thighed falconlet and the white-fronted falconlet
world’s smallest gull: the little gull
world’s smallest quail: the king quail
and the smallest bird of them all…the bee hummingbird!
you forgot the world’s smallest flightless bird: the inaccessible island rail!
Smol
woa-gay
Worlds smallest penguin anyone?
Little penguin
nothing sluttier than lighting up a cigarette immediately after an absolutely brutal fight and inhaling deeply before exhaling the smoke with a sigh of relief while still disheveled and covered in blood and coming down from the adrenaline high. you could literally have sex onscreen and it would be less erotic.
and getting someone else to light the cigarette for you because you're too badly injured/exhausted to do it yourself... that's gay sex baby
Gosh, as a Reddit refugee, I'm already liking this more than Reddit, I am sufficiently scared to see the downsides >w<
As a gift, a turtle I found today, please accept them
Awww. Welcome redditor refugee! your turtle photo says unequivocally that you are on the right track Tumblr wise😉. so cute. Please be aware it is likely to be somehow appropriated, likely by the SPN or fannibal fandoms. My best advice is to embrace the madness
Was wondering why someone randomly liked a very old post of mine and it turned out to be a porn bot. Damn things are spawning in the Likes now.
Are there any weird weasel/weasel adjacent lil guys? Tumblr tag searching is being rude
Yes! Marbled polecats have to be the weirdest of the noodle-y mustelids. The ear puffs, the color, the patterns, the stance, the pout, the length, they have it all!
Other polecats like the Saharan and striped are also pretty wacky skunk lookalikes. Convergent evolution!
I think Malayan weasels are the funkiest literal weasels, very interesting color scheme for a critter living in the tropics.
Japanese martins look pretty similar to the Malayans, but even more vivid. Really would like to know why this coloration evolved twice!
Another tropical guy, nilgiri marten have very bold and striking colors. You look like a bee.
Tayra are not especially weasel flavored as far as mustelids go, but they always look kinda sad and concerned. One of their names in Spanish translates to ‘old man of the mountains’ and I can see why. Has an elderly vibe.
Is this legal in your country and have you ever used one?
It’s an electric mosquito zapper
Got an ad for these plushies on AliExpress and idk if they're bootleg or not but I really don't give a shit because uh . What the hell is this horse
Was this made from a taxidermied squirrel or something why is its coat so ??!?$!? What's happening here ???!?#!#? WHY DOES IT HAVE DEER EYES ?? MOM COME PICK ME UP IM SCARED
That is Apple if the Untamed was set in PIDW