when someone says, “Oh, shut up, you know you love me!”:
*sprays single, solitary ant with an entire can of bugspray”
me @ ant: tell your friends.
how to silence your bigot relatives on thanksgiving
This is the funniest thing SNL has done in a while. Whoever did Matthew’s cat eye deserves a trophy
This was literally my thanksgiving.
each time I tell you those three words I mean them more and more
I eat bugs
never loved a gif so much
this is kinda creepy tho
The story behind this painting is very interesting, though. The artist’s mother was very sick, so the house was always filled a suffocating silence. This painting depicts him wanting to scream, but having to be silent, hence the anguished expression. In the whole painting you see figures in the background, one of which is his sister.
by the time Edvard Munch painted The Scream, his mother (as well as one of his sisters) had died from tuberculosis. his father passed from a heart condition and his other sister was admitted into an insane asylum. while some people think this painting is a self portrait, it is lead to be believed that it is a combination of both Munch and his sick sister whose asylum was located near the environment of the painting.
some choose to believe that The Scream depicts the sounds coming from the local asylum while others think it depicts the psychological turmoil of dealing with insanity. either way, it is a truly haunting piece.
ART HISTORY
wow
I JUST STARTED SCREAMING FROM LAUGHING LIAM WHAT AEE TOU DOIJG O UUUIJ
I used to get mad when men would make jokes about how women’s periods make them irrational, but now I just remember that during Victorian times, a table’s legs were thought to arouse men so they invented table cloths to cover them up so men wouldn’t get erections during dinner
I might cry for no reason but at least I’ve never gotten a BONER for a fucking TABLE
Panic! In front of the cute boy
why is this me
the menacing look of nick offerman
Transition Words For Your Essays
Transition Signals:
Transitions are words and phrases that connect ideas and show how they are related.
To repeat and ideas just stated:
- In other words,
- That is,
- To repeat,
- Again,
To illustrate an idea:
- For example,
- For instance,
- In particular,
- To illustrate,
- In this manner,
- Thus,
To announce a contrast, a change in direction:
- Yet,
- However,
- Still,
- Nevertheless,
- On the other hand,
- In contrast,
- Instead of,
- On the contrary,
- Conversely,
- Notwithstanding,
- In spite of this,
Time:
- At once,
- In the interim,
- At length,
- Immediately,
- At last,
- Meanwhile,
- In the meantime,
- Presently,
- At the same time,
- Shortly,
- In the end,
- Temporarily,
- Thereafter,
To restate an idea more precisely:
- To be exact,
- To be specific,
- To be precise,
- More specifically,
- More precisely,
To mark a new idea as an addition to what has been said:
- Similarly,
- Also,
- Too,
- Besides,
- Furthermore,
- Further,
- Moreover,
- In addition,
To show cause and effect:
- As a result,
- For this reason,
- Thereafter,
- Hence,
- Consequently,
- Accordingly,
Conclusion:
- In short,
- To conclude,
- In brief,
- On the whole,
- In summary,
- To sum up,
Important
Reblogging again bc I need this at the moment
Farmers: What is she doin’ out there?
Me, In a corn field: *Banging two pots together* IT WOULD BE A SHAME IF I WERE TO GET ABDUCTED RIGHT NOW!




