🌸runny babbit💕

Feeling understimulated can someone put me in a Saw trap

I’m sure someone out there has made a story where an anime boy zangoose and an anime boy seviper fight for Y/N attention in a high school but if they haven’t. Uh free idea for you ig

Plot twist the Zangoose and Seviper fall in love:)

ceramics by ocean hughes

Richard Siken, From Crush; “Wishbone”

A new Mudkip plush is available via the Build-a-Bear site.

No Leave

#luigi after developing amnesia being interrogated by toads

i had an idea

Comic #2 of this series can be found here

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São Tomé Caecilian (Schistometopum thomense), family Dermophiidae, endemic to São Tomé and Ilhéu das Rolas (Africa)

photographs by m_burger

look at this SPECIMEN

my beautiful wet son Corn Cob

I think it's a travesty that we all missed the beautiful pun "Corn on the cod"

Reblog to eliminate a random transfemme person's beardshadow 🩷

happy first Bella From Twilight Depression Month

happy second Bella From Twilight Depression Month

Hello kids! I hope you all enjoyed Halloween here, because I certainly did!

Now, I have a very important question for you. And I'm not mad, I just want answers!

What is a "devious lick" and does it have anything at all to do with the fact there is an entire bathroom sink missing on the 2nd floor.

he just wanted to make him a nice hat ✨

*thunder crackling*

THOU ART LISTENING TO

*fireball explosion*

102.3

*bubbling cauldron*

REAL WIZARDS FM

*shimmering mana crystal*

WHERE WE PLAYETH NOTHING BUT CHANTS, CHANTS, AND MORE CHANTS

*wololo*

THIS ART NOT THINE ELDER MATRIARCH'S STATION

*Imagine Dragons - Radioactive starts playing*

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To a smurf even the most thin sickly tossed out stomped and rained on cigarette is a fat dart

Never in my whole life did I think I’d be compiling a lot of Pokémon it would be really funny to get top surgery from and yet still be theoretically possible

I got 1 like💪

Scyther: duh. knife hands.

Pawniard: also knife hands

Spinda: HEAR ME OUT. It would be funny. Could you imagine. Scars that look like they were cut by those scissors with fun shapes

Malmar: actual viable option. The psychic abilities would definitely help out a lot, as would the tentacles. Too bad its like evil or whatever

Ribombee: I don’t have an excuse for this one. Just the mental image of a tiny little cute fairy bug holding a comically large pair of scissors while wearing a defiantly not mad scientist costume is funny

Morgrem: Would absolutely fuck you up for days but hey having axe hair comes with benefits

Sneasler: I get the vibe that Sneasler is a very precise and calculating Pokémon, always making the safest moves. Too bad it doesn’t matter cause it’s knife hands are poisoned

fuck you (runs your cast iron pan through a dishwasher cycle)

my seanoning