beth

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by Jason Briscoe, Lisbon, Portugal

Always be kind to the janitor.

Always be kind to the waitress.

Always be kind to the person at the call center.

Always be kind to the cashier.

Always be kind to receptionist.

Always be kind, When it’s possible.

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO NOT KNOW

THIS IS A TRUMPET

THIS IS A TROMBONE

THIS IS A TUBA

AND THIS IS A FRENCH HORN

THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME

You mean trumpet

Slidey Trumpet

Big ass trumpet

Drunk Trumpet

I’M GONNA PUNCH YOU

My sides

AT LEAST YOUR INSTRUMENTS LOOK DIFFERENT 

those are some fancy guitars

EXCUSE YOU THAT IS A BASS, A VIOLIN, A FIDDLE, AND A VIOLA

Those are big mama violin and her little violings

String trumpets.

THATS NOT A BASS YOU DICK THATS A CELLO GET UR FUCKIN STRING INSTRUMENTS RIGHT JFC

things heating up in the orchestra fandom

It’s a tiny guitar.

IT IS NOT A TINY GUITAR.

sure, I don’t get a “healthy” amount of sleep like SOME PEOPLE do but can they do THIS *stands up, blacks out for a second*

Jackpot

This is getting kind of ridiculous.

There are two five leaves in there somewhere 

I lost count

This is the lucky clover bouquet. Reblog for seven days of good luck!

A leprechaun probably died where you picked these there’s no other explanation

honestly i hate when people try to sugar coat shit like if you don’t like me or don’t wanna hang or don’t wanna talk to me just fucking tell me don’t keep ignoring me and expect me to figure out the hint like that’s such a bitch ass move i’d rather hear it from you than be ignored 99% of the fucking time.