Reblogging again because the art is spectacular. 10/10.

ahhhhh feeling like shit I just wanna be eaten and digested and spend a day or two as sentient fat on someone I love

Honestly same

I looked up "roundest bird" and i dont know what i expected but im crying.

Look at it. Its called a bearded reedling

Look at them. Theyre so spherical. So round. Why is your face in the middle of your body sir. I cannot believe this bird is real.

I imagine i could bounce one like a basketball and it would be perfectly fine.

This bird is perfect. This is my new favourite bird

this video has invaded my brain

If a pred puts you in their mouth you should just let them because it just means they love you

“Oh I used to predcrush so and so!”

“ I predcrushed on this one!”

Yeah, but only legends predcrushed on this mf (not my art)

YES

WHOLE HEAPS OF YES

HES SO BBGURL AAAA

happy Thursday the 20th

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th

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VORE ASK GAME WITH NO PENIS: send an emoji and i will Aswner

Opinion on: 🐍- Monster Preds/prey? 🎈-Object or Objecthead Preds? 🔥- Unwilling vore? 🧯- Willing vore? 📈- Samesize? 📉- Halfsize? 📊- G/t? 👔- Gentlemanly/formal pred/prey? 😈- Fearplay?

Favorite: ❤️- Trope? 💔- Least favorite trope? 🤔- General scenario?

Just in case

I’m actually going to reblog a thing just because this is really important.

As someone who has epilepsy and used to have several grand mal seizures a day, I’d also like to add that “offer help” can range anywhere from keeping the person calm to explaining to them where they are and what they were doing to even just telling them they should sit and rest for a while longer (lack or coordination is common, and it can be hard to walk straight or see clearly).

It’s okay for them to take up to a half hour to fully regain their bearings and sort out what they were doing prior to the seizure. Just answer any questions calmly and be there for support.

If they come around and you start to panic or shake them or ask them what the heck is wrong with them they are going to freak out and panic too.

I cannot stress it enough that this is bad.

If someone has a seizure and they come out of it, please. please stay calm. They are likely disoriented and confused, even if it’s only for a minute or two, and you don’t want them panicking on top of that because they can have another seizure as a result.

IMPORTANT

IMPORTANT because last year a kid in my class had a seizure, none of us even knew he was at risk for them either so just cause you don’t think you know anyone doesn’t mean you don’t 

stay safe

I have to stress how important it is to time a seizure. If it lasts more than a few minutes, call an ambulance.

DO NOT CALL THE POLICE. I’m dead fucking serious. I had a grand mal in public once and the POLICE were called and imagine coming out of the seizure, feeling like you got smacked in the head with a sack full of bricks, confused, dazed, in desperate need of some sugar to boost low blood pressure and some DIPSHIT has called the police and I was being threatened with being ‘drunk and disorderly’. It took a phone call to my doctors office to get them to back off. The police cannot properly deal with sick people. 

Offer help can be:

Why you shouldn’t put anything in someone’s mouth: they will choke. Yes, they may bite their tongue but I can assure you it’s less traumatic than cracking your jaw on someone’s greasy wallet or choking on a spoon.

DO NOT HOLD ANYONE DOWN. Example: someone pinned my right shoulder mid-seizure a few years back and how I have a permanently displaced and clicking shoulder. Let the person flail around, those muscles are out of control and restraining them does cause more damage to the patient and you.

This is why it’s so important for parents to support their trans kids.

If I don’t reblog this, then I’m dead.

GET IT WHITE BOY

it’s white boy wednesday

Krux is something I find under a park bench sifting sadly through and empty bag of crisps and I take him home

Like this

@yeahitsak

Pull your head out your ass and wear a mask even if you’re vaccinated. The vaccine specifically reduces both the severity of covid symptoms and the length of the transmissability window, but you will still can catch and pass on covid at the rate in line wit your other behavors.

Pull your head out your ass and wear a mask.

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@is-the-snake-video-cute thoughts? :0

This is cute!

This snake is trying to hold onto the mouse box - when exploring, snakes will often coil around things to help them stay secure. It’s just a snake thing. The box is too light to use as an anchor point, though, so it’s moving with their body and the snake is a bit confused about that. All’s cute here, though - nothing but relaxed and curious body language from this snake (note the relaxed muscles, steady movement, and alert but not worried tongue flicks).

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Watch: John Cena continues, “So, let’s try this one more time. Close your eyes.” 

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King

Worth noting that he protested loudly against the WWE doing a show in Saudi Arabia after the assassination of Jamal Khashoggi, and the company retaliated by making sure he hasn’t been on TV or PPV since. Not fired, of course, so they can keep selling merchandise with his face on it (and keep him from joining the competition), just out of the public eye so he and his protests gets forgotten by the fans.

Picture that: an ubiquitous celeb and household name like John Cena basically got black bagged and vanished for speaking up for human rights. That’s the power of capitalism, kids