Worst of Yore

ahh a bug insact

Leopardy!

So? #girlboss

It was really fucked up, and the leopards seems worried that it might be next

me talking in the tags on tumblr dot com

Me reading your tags on tumblr dot com

just overhead the most fucked up conversation at walmart:

customer: do you guys have any grapes?

employee: no, they stopped making grapes *walks away*

babysitting a kid right now, and hes pretend napping and ive got lullaby music on and everything (this is something he likes to do.) and hes pretending to sleep talk. This is all normal enough except the only words hes choosing to say are *snoooooorrre*…… cinnamon challenge…. my god………..Cinnamon challeng………..

Same kid just passed me a note reading “I Ned Car”

I was like why do you need a car? And he just sighed and kicked the floor and said “Needa get outta here man.”.

Seeing a cop in public: uneasy, on edge, prepared for the worst, hyper vigilant

Smelling weed in public: relaxed, joyful, safe and secure, among friends, at ease and smile

seeing a woman without armpit hair is like seeing an angel without wings

and seeing a woman without a bush is like seeing an angel without a halo

And why did the value plummet, Marissa? Why did it plummet?

Would like to know how exactly she wouldn't fuck up Netflix or Hulu

Yahoo thought Tumblr would be the next PDF

What does that even mean? PDF as in Portable Document Format?

i cannot stress enough that i dont think yahoo even knew what a pdf was

I accidentally follow people so much on this site that i dont know who half the people on my dash are

Consider, from the perspective of ten years ago, an ex-president saying he used to constantly fantasize about fucking men, and the reaction being "yeah, whatever, poser."

cackling at this, can NOT believe it's a real, actual quote. it reads so much like one of those clickhole pieces

Walmart is rebranding to the Demon Forge

Walmart announces new product meant to kill

There will be no security in Walmart. They trust you know their items hold no earthly value

It was found in a recent tomb. Yesterday

they need to seal the tomb. Now. the ancient prophecies fortold The Consequences.

The Consequences will be available for a limited time for only 17.99$!