joe biden is an omega

bitches call me captain slurp because i love to suck dick in outer space

the muppets have cloacas btw

peppa pig

my cock is committing fraud

just stepped in human shit

speedrunning my own penis

shitting out chunks of penis

mario 64. dire dire dicks.

happy pride month. im on the fucking toilet again.

penis in the dumpster

penis in your mother

my cock is foul

i hope ron desantis gets beaten to death with a huge cock

you know that pins and needles feeling you get when your foot falls asleep?

yeah.

i got ticks inside my dick

wii sports resort dick

blowtorch? okay, if you say so!