weighted blanket isn’t enough I need to get put into one of those industrial hydraulic presses they use to smash crayons and action figures
Or you can get a girl/boyfriend
I have a fiancé but he can’t stay home and squish me 24/7
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THANK YOU CHRIS PRATT FOR GIVING US THIS VIDEO!
Lmao
Cowboy
Gymnastics
This is what he would have wanted
Sometimes “I’m not available” means “I’m not mentally/emotionally available” instead of “I’m not physically available” which is ok! Both of those are equally important.
Even when you aren’t self harming, it’s all you can think about.
squoosh
When someone tickles my neck
Show some respect, people.
THANK YOU
The story of Balto is interesting. He led a team of sled dogs across the Alaskan wilderness in the dead of winter with diphtheria antitoxins to stop an outbreak in Nenana Alaska. Diphtheria is a deadly infectious disease that could wipe out a third of a town’s population. It is mostly unknown to the public today because of vaccines. Balto’s body is preserved in the Cleveland Museum of Natural History.
He’s a big hero of mine!
Let’s not forget Togo! Who, at 12 years old during the serum run, lead his team 200 miles through much more dangerous conditions during the first leg of the journey before Balto ran the last 55-mile stretch.
Togo and Balto didn’t bust their asses for dying children for you to turn around and not vaccinate your damn kids
“This little baby deer got so scared crossing the road from seeing the car approaching, it dropped down in the middle of the road and wouldn’t move. After stopping and turning the car off to help them calm down, the mama deer cautiously came to the rescue.“
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Straight up thought this was a herd of tiny brachiosaurs crossing the sidewalk
WALL-E (2008)
A ladybug covered in dew. Via u/N8theIngr8
Bedazzled ladybug
“Opossums are ugly” Excuse you
I call this “tiktoks that would have been vines”
w h a t s a h a r d b o i l e d e g g
Henry Cavill implying he has sex for his cardio workout
airing our dirty laundry on tv… rude
Let’s do cardio
Ok but imagine doing cardio with him….like bitch how you even survive that?
funny noise
cat login sound
haha just like chicken
me: if youre dead you dont have to do homework or get stressed over school so it would eliminate anxiety
my therapist:
