babe, drop some extra roaches in my enclosure pleeeeese I've been good this week I barely smudged the glass

Behold an apex predator

Fearsome beast

They shoulbd

They should stop circumcision in boring ways, they should cut the foreskin up in a little snowflake pattern or make skin tassels

Do u think Count Chocula has a hot bisexual son named Alucohc or do you believe everything the government tells you

I think trans men should get one of these bad boys implanted into their peenor

I finished Jedi Survivor. This game is rigged against lonely bisexuals because how am I supposed to beat Dagan when I'm too busy barking at the screen

I think I should be allowed to change the sex marker on my government issued id to :3

This is how I sleep

The plushies names from left to right are Pipe Bomb, Mailbox, SILICA GEL

Are there any services out there that can make me custom dice? I have great ideas

I'll make you a deal, bring those grades up to a C and I'll buy you a brand new 55 gallon drum of crude oil. Think you can do that, champ?

The government wants control of my tight little þussy so they can smuggle solid gold bars into the Canadian embassy dont trust govement no matter how deliciously slutty their politicians

Pillow my blåhaj shall rest upon

Me when systemic injustice: >:(

⚠️ ATTENTION FEDERAL AGENTS!⚠️

-Love, Bonnie

A cruel gnome placed a wretched curse upon me my teeth are so soft and rubbery I can chew CHEEZ-IT® GROOVES® no longer