A young gay dragon being forced to explain to his dad why he’s only kidnapping princes

A young gay prince having to explain to his dad how he keeps managing to get kidnapped by the same dragon, over and over.

so does the dragon shapeshift or are 100,000+ people really okay with a dragon a human doing the do

Maybe the human is the one who shapeshifts, you don’t know

Sir, this is the monsterfucker website sir.

i want to smoke crack with her

The female version of Elton John

Queen of Pentacles

FOR THE BETTER!

Playing pool

(via)

Stupid dumb little comic

i hope this e-mail finds your g-spot

seeing transphobes on tumblr is insane. Brother you are blogging on the trans gay sex website

trfs in the replies calling me a 'gender enthusiast' yes brother. i love gender

Did I ever tell you guys that I made another one?

75% certain that "wherefore" means "why"

Yeah, and I used it as such.

idk whats funnier: that tumblr got people to spend multiples of $7.99 to add fake verification checkmarks to their blog to ""make fun of"" twitter's latest fuckup, or that these checkmarks literally do not show up for mobile users and thats why i had no idea this amazing feat of opportunistic capitalism was even happening until just now

the idea of using tumblr as a twitter alternative is incomprehensible. it's like if your local walmart closed down and you started doing all your grocery shopping at the cursed antique store from needful things

Kinda surprising to me seeing ppl who are just now noticing Heidi Klum’s halloween costumes cuz of the worm this year. I know like nothing about her but the only thing i did already know was that shes been at this for years

(In no particular order)

She’ll be on the next season of Dragula Titans for sure

From Olympus

Photo: Ana Martinez 

Styling and Creative Direction: Mario Ville (Kattaca) 

Makeup design and make up artist: Lewis Amarante for Kryolan and Pankr0 

Makeup and hairdressing: Sergio Jiménez 

Models: Ricardo Nkosi, Mary Ruiz, Lewis Amarante, Aya Gueye, Juana Mum, Karina Soro, Ruben Buika, Virginia Buika, Isabella Menam, Oliver Lewis, Megane Mercury, Mendes Vieira, Claudia Duharte, Taylor Oscar Ruiz, David Durrant, Marina Gomes, Oscar Chibuike, Guille Gibbs, Lil Bambina, Elian Coiscou and Tigi.

But wait! There’s MORE!

STUNNING

Mrs. Pots snapped

Mrs. Pots sick of the shit!!!

“Listen Karen I don’t care.” love it