you make me wanna hop over into the passenger's seat and kiss you while soft music is playing. come lose your earring in my life so i can find little pieces of your glitter all around me. i wanna hold your hand while waiting for the light to change. i want to hear your favorite song playing on the store radio and say - ah. saw this and thought of you.
dudes who are normal will be like im joker insane but women who have not felt real since they were seven will be like im average normal
mild horniness is i think the single engine powering any good thing in the world. think of all the classes you've shown up to due to mild horniness. the times you've put on a nice shirt. the times you actually bothered to understand some arcane concept. are you sure that mild horniness had nothing to do with it? if we could harness this into energy we would actually solve for the oil & gas crisis.
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What’s your drug of choice
Lol hahahaha. Love…
Hello can we talk about this image of Melanie Lynskey and Natasha Lyonne please
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I WANT A VIDEO OF HIM CUMMING WITH AUDIO AND HIM SAYING MY NAME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MISS YOU. WANT TO GET NOODLES WITH YOU. DISREGARD THIS, After Gabrielle Calvocoressi, by Lev St. Valentine
i bet daniel craig and rachel weisz are engaged in forms of full time kink we can't even comprehend. like if he leaves even one speck of crust on her tea sandwiches she puts him in a christening gown and hunts him on their estate
being the waitresses defense lawyer every time you go out to eat with your family. it ain’t much but it’s honest work
