Me right now. And dammit, it sucks.

Oh boy I can't wait to log into discord and see what my friends were up to while I was asle-

What’s the New Religion?

My favorite met gala outfit

Is that Harrison Ford with wine and eyeball glasses on?

Indeed it is

nothing solidifies generational bond more than remembering discontinued candies that you can’t even be sure were real

“this doesn’t concern you Robert please close the door”

Aaron Taylor-Johnson as Ray Marcus in Nocturnal Animals (2016)

sometimes, im that friend lol

girls what are you wearing 

Spanish Legion parade uniform

Aaron Taylor-Johnson as James Frey in 'A Million Little Pieces' (2018)

Anyone: *makes a post about cum, rawing, or eating ass*

Tumblr gays:

HOLY. SHIT.

and if they get me

some of you didn’t watch supernatural the right way and it shows

this is the right way:

stop reblogging this without the shrek tv addition i’m not a bitch i’m just a shrek tv supremacy truther, and also a bitch

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Eat tree

Consume plant

vegies

I met a cute guy. Come here. Tell me if you think he’s cute ‘cause I’m drunk.