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Sonic Prime S2 fanart!!

starting a collection

"Lancer's personality is so fun. He always insults Ralsei, but like, he doesn't know what an insult is. So he only says nice things. Because he really likes him." (с) Toby fox

Thinking about this Toby's phrase from the last anniversary stream a lot....

… Smol…

Rose sisters give me life

They turned him into a pillow 😭😭😭

Ok I know I've seen some people say the sonadow dynamic in prime is "recently broken up" (compared to boom's "broken up a while ago" lol) but personally I think in prime they're in the pre-relationship instense flirting stage. Except Shadow doesn't even realise he likes Sonic. He's like "yeah I can't turn down Sonic's challenge, I can't not enjoy fighting him and showing off in front of him. What do you mean I like him. No I don't." Meanwhile Sonic is flirting very much on purpose but he won't outright SAY he is in case Shadow doesn't feel the same way. Also they're both sorta aroace so "intense flirting" means beating each other up and teasing.

Someone had to do it

I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife! That’s right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin’ quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was “this big,” and I said “that’s disgusting,” so I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you’ve got a small dick, It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like! That’s right, baby, tall points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the Earth! That’s right, this is what you get: my SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher!! I’m pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth! Now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

Happy one year anniversary to the video that gave us this improvised gem.

Happy 2nd anniversary to Eggman pissing on the moon

5 years of moon pissing

he should do this more, i think

hello beloveds ☺️

made an alternate version for the mutuals ive never spoken to

You are appreciated

giggling and kicking my feet as i kill you i kill you i kill you i kill you i kill you i kill you i kill you i kill you i kill y

Tfw your shapeshifter friend forgets how to turn back into a human and has a crisis

Some sketches from my sketchbook! I drew them spontaneously without thinking too much…

"chaos sonic is so annoying" u dont like ^_^?? u dont like >w<??? X_x? bitch

I showed this post to my boyfriend and he tried to take his shirt off like a girl and 

uh

yeah

Out of the 82k notes my post got this is by far the best comment holy shit thank u for being u

So i tried it both ways and uh

i mean how do you do the first one without pulling out all your hair?

this made me laugh really hard….

and it made me realize that girls and boys pull their shirt off differently. /amazed

but seriously I think girls just do the cross arm thing because of HAIR like demonstrated 

So one year, one URL change, and a hair cut later, I decide to try again… FOR SCIENCE! 

Its not science unless you write it down so 

First method:

Well done, i guess…

Second:

I fucked up

Girls… how?

I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW WE CAN HAVE SUCH DIFFERENT WAYS OF TAKING OFF SHIRTS AND SO MUCH DIFFICULTY DOING IT THE OTHER WAY

I FIGURED IT OUT!!!!!

It’s all in the way that girl/boys shirts are made.

Girls shirts have less armpit room then boy’s do and are generally shorter so pulling it off over your head is more practical because by lifting your arms all the way up you make enough room for the sleeves to just slip off.

Boys shirts have more room and are generally longer so it is easy to slip them off over your head.

but if you take a girls shirt off like a boys shirt you will get your arms caught because there isn’t much armpit space.

and if you take a boys shirt off like a girls shit you will still have your head in it when you’ve lifted your arms all the way up because of the shirt’s length.

It has nothing to do with us. It is entirely to do with how our shirts are made. I figured it out for you. YOU’RE WELCOME!

bless you

look what is back on my dash. Jesus.

This came back but with ACTUAL SCIENCE you are the saviour of our generation

I have no words

I seriously just needed this

This deserves the 1 million+ notes it has.

Literally tumblr broke from sll the science

OK, there’s a lot of people who’ve seen way more stuff on here than I have, but that is NOT a normal glitched gif…

wait wHat i got it too

Y’all I can do it both ways really easily, and actually do the “girl” way more even though I wear guys shirts so idk

WHAT WAS THE THIRD GIF? I GOT THE GLITCH? (TUMBLR LET ME SAVE THE GLITCH?)

TUMBLR WTF?

Sometimes I wonder about this website.

world heritage post

$0

heyyy heyy WHAT THE FUCK heyy guys WHAT THE FUCK GUYS WHAT heyyy

ur first and last recent emojis are ur gender now. mine is 🅱👨‍❤‍💋‍👨