LOOOL TWITTER IS BRUTAL AS FUCK
LMFAO
This excellent visual representation of that old scam, “trickle down economics”, has been all over Twitter recently.
And then the glass on top gets too big and too full and all the other little glasses below it break and then they all shatter.
And the big glass blames the little glasses for not working hard enough to hold it up.
*SLAMS THE REBLOG BUTTON*
do you know what I miss?
I miss EXPRESSING EVERY EMOTION WITH SONG LYRICS CAREFULLY DESIGNED IN AIM AWAY MESSAGES
when ur crushin’
when ur crush went for the ~*popular*~ girl and u committed a small act of girl-on-girl crime
or alternately when any crush did not go the way you wanted it to
^literally these lyrics regardless of if you had ever put your mouth on your crush’s mouth
SIDE NOTE: did anyone else install Redensek just so they could make the “a” really tiny so it would turn into a heart on its side??? NO JUST ME?? COOL
or like when u had a bae but someone was trying to break u up
and then when you broke up and they immediately started dating someone else
^ again like, actual sex not needed to utilize this sick burn
when you REALLY NEEDED TO TALK TO SOMEONE ABOUT IT
and when ur parents wouldn’t let u go to warped tour
EVERY SINGLE EASTER MY MOTHER HIDES A THREE POUND EASTER EGG IN THE HOUSE AND SETS MY BROTHERS AND I OFF TO GO FIND IT AND GUESS WHO GOT IT FOR THE FOURTH CONSECUTIVE YEAR IN A ROW
NOT THOSE LIL BITCHES
this is the face of a true winner
7 Advantages of Waking Up Early for Students
1) Earn Better Grades
In a 2008 Texas University study, college students who identified themselves as “morning people” earned a full point higher on their GPAs than those who were “night owls” (3.5 vs. 2.5). Good grades help students secure better career opportunities.
2) Be More Proactive
Harvard biologist Christoph Randler discovered in 2008 that early risers are more proactive. They were more likely to agree with statements like “I spend time identifying long-range goals for myself” and “I feel in charge of making things happen.”
3) Better Problem Solvers
Randler’s research also revealed that “morning people” are more likely to anticipate problems and minimize them efficiently.
4) Better Planners
Early risers report using their morning quiet time for organization, goal-setting and planning out their days and weeks ahead.
5) Healthier Individuals
Many successful people get up early to exercise (before the family is awake and their official work days start). Regular exercise boosts mood and fitness, provides energy on the job and helps create deeper sleep cycles.
6) Get Better Sleep
Sleep experts say that if you go to bed earlier and wake up earlier, your body will be more in tune with the earth’s circadian rhythms, which offers more restorative sleep.
7) More Optimistic
Various studies have shown that morning people exhibit character traits like optimism, being agreeable, satisfaction and conscientiousness. Night owls, while linked with creativity and intelligence, are more likely to exhibit traits like depression, pessimism and being neurotic.
(Source)
does anybody else remember that time when tying our sweaters around our waists suddenly became very uncool, and we all had to start carrying them instead for the sake of fashion?
Oh. I didn’t get the memo
I doooooo
I feel like Chris Evans would high five you after sex.
Stephen Harper’s controversial remarks against the niqab are drawing fire on social media. Twitter users have blasted the prime minister after he stated in the House of Commons Tuesday that the face-covering veil worn by some Muslims comes from a culture that is "anti-women." The federal government is appealing a court ruling that struck down a ban on the wearing of the niqab during citizenship ceremonies. Harper has said most Canadians find it "offensive" that someone would “hide their identity” while committing to join the Canadian family. Immigration Minister Chris Alexander also faced criticism last month after he suggested that hijabs — traditional Muslim headscarves that do not cover the face — should also be banned during citizenship ceremonies. Liberals and New Democrats have been sharply critical of the government’s position and have accused Tories of stoking Islamophobia. On Wednesday, using the hashtag #DressCodePM, Twitter users mocked Harper’s comments about how Canadians should dress. In a blog post, Shireen Ahmed urged Canadians to tweet, writing “all women are part of, and will always be welcome in the ‘Canadian family’ in any outfit she chooses.”
see how little we get taught about history - I never had any idea why Malcolm X used the ‘X’.
How come I didn’t know this
Also that crusty old white man called the named ‘gifted’. Jesus.
I didn’t know this either. Sometimes I really love Tumblr.
'gifted' how gross
Ashlee Hammac decided to add a sandbox to the grave site of her baby boy so that her older son, Tucker, would be more comfortable visiting the resting place.
“I wanted him to have a happy memory with his brother and not the memory of his mama crying for days,” Hammac said. (Source)