ummm.no
Doctor: $140,000 a year
Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year
trilllizard420
i think you’re lowballing the furry art amount tbh
I’m sorry for the inaccuracies, Doctor Yiff
trilllizard420
no matter how I respond to this I don’t look good, well played. i walked right into that
boob-a-chu
Well, furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that.
Did you just legitimately tell me that a person who draws wolf ass is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years in a university to give you your lung transplant?
bog-dweller-official
doctors are bullshit and furry artists perform an infinitely more valuable service to society compared to them
You will die in 7 days
It took doctor’s like 10 years to diagnose what was wrong with me, some insisting I was faking for attention while a furry artist I knew just went “that sounds like crohn’s” after hearing me complain once and ended up being right
Also I can’t go to a doctor and ask them to draw Rouge the Bat wider than she is tall with tits to match, now can I
You could if you weren’t a fucking coward
World Heritage Post
Art by coolfrogdude together at last
[ID: a comic illustrating the above thread as if it was happening in a theater. The users are mostly shaped like their icons, pukicho is a pikachu and hokuto-ju-no-ken is a gengar. The last panel is gengar looks back where a speech bubble comes out of the crowd to say, “you could if you weren’t a fucking coward.” /end]
I can’t believe I’m actually seeing this post
Magic of tumblr,
I am morally obligated to add the YouTube video whenever this thread crosses my dash
I’ve seen this thread more than a few times. But this is the first time I’ve seen this video. So thank you for your service.
someone give him a grammy
This is fantastic and so confusing. So many songs I had a strong recognization for, and then some lines I had none. I really wanted to sing more than one of each. Wild.
from the notes (thank you to @ yetanotherplayer): Where is the Love Mashup Our Song – Taylor Swift, Angel – Shaggy, Whatever You Like – T.I., Chicken Fried – Zac Brown Band, Love the Way You Lie – Eminem, Feathered Indians – Tyler Childers (yikes), Hey Ya – Outkast, How You Remind Me – Nickelback, Ocean Avenue – Yellowcard, Tubthumping – Chumbawhumba, Sweetest Girl (Dollar Bill) – Wyclef Jean, It’s a Great Day to be Alive – Travis Tritt, Irreplaceable – Beyo, I’ll Name the Dogs – Blake Shelton, BBQ Stain – Tim McGraw, Shape of You – Ed Sheeran, Self Conscious – Kanye West, Country Grammar (Hot Shit) – Nelly, You’re Beautiful – James Blunt, Soul Sister – Train, Every Morning – Sugar Ray, Just A Friend – Biz Markie, Welcome to the Black Parade – My Chemical Romance, I’m Like a Bird – Nelly Furtado, Crazy Bitch – Buckcherry, I Wanna Talk About Me – Toby Keith, Changes – Tupac , Bad Day – Daniel Powter, Scars – Papa Roach.
firstly, thank you!
secondly, yes, peter falk lost his right eye to cancer at age three and thus famously sported a prosthetic. he also faced setbacks in his career over it--he once failed a screen test at columbia pictures and was told by harry cohn that "for the same price [he could] get an actor with two eyes".
in some shots, peter's ocular discrepancy is obvious, though subtle enough that many still miss it and attribute his mismatched gaze to a "lazy" eye. it was well-known enough of a fact to have had frequent reference in pop culture:
(incidentally this was my first exposure to columbo as a child)
but in most shots, it looks as though his eyes are virtually the same. if you ever want to endeavor like fran to determine which eye is indeed glass, you could merely remember that it was his right eye, or
find the eye without a tear duct
I have a whole article about it on my website but please ask me to over share the lore of the 1996 Jumanji cartoon series
Oh did something else go around about it at some point??? The Jumanji animated series was largely the product of the late Everett Peck, also known as the creator of Duckman and a creature/character design for The Real Ghostbusters. I haven’t seen the 2017 and 2019 Jumani movies, but I’ve heard that they borrow a few broad concepts from these series and even feature some direct subtle references to it, however they are nowhere near as surreal or as dark. According to this series, “Jumanji” is a malevolent entity of unknown origin that manifests for equally unknown reasons as an immersive jungle-themed game world. Here are some facts about this world:
The sun is a satellite and the sky is an animated tarp. On the other side of the sky is possibly an endless, empty white void.
There are various “NPC villains” like the big game hunter, a religious fanatic ape, a guy who’s clearly coded as a misplaced nazi general and others but it is eventually revealed they may have all been normal people “taken” by the game. If one of them is killed the game will seek to transform anyone it can into a replacement for that character.
The show avoids depicting “jungle people” by instead having strange creatures who are themselves wooden masks, but an episode implies that these are another “NPC villain,” and in this case, they’re former human children who could never return home.
One of the villains is a mad inventor who can create fully sentient mechanical creatures, so there’s also robots, but we also find out that a great deal of the actual animals in the game world are just robots as well. They still eat and live like animals, but they’re hyper-advanced and ambiguously magical “animatronics.”
Within the Jumanji world is an artifact similar to the Hellraiser puzzle cube that will take you deeper down into a game-within-a-game, a horrifying biomechanical netherworld, and it’s possible somewhere in this reality there’s another supernatural game to get sucked into, and so on and so forth.
We never find out what the entity is or its true motivations - Allen (the Robin Williams character) says it’s just an evil thing that “eats children” - but if you manage to “cheat” or break its rules it will chase you down in its personal avatar, a reaper that deconstructs everything it touches.
Also just really like these sirens from the nautical episode
I found this proverb somewhere on this cursed website. I’ve been thinking about it ever since.
From 3DBearnadette on tweeter...
okay i looked into this and apparently this isnt even just dracula the wolfman and frankenstein's monster like. they're DESCENDANTS of them who are normal guys who turn into a vampire a werewolf etc. they do this to "atone" for the actions of their ancestors.
this is them normally and they apparently transform by slapping their hands together and shouting WACKO and this is called the "drak whack." dracula is alive too. they call him Big D.
Dracula: Hm, that human mother is being super annoying about her dead kid at the gate. How do I fix that? Wolves? I’ll say wolves.
Dracula: What’s that? My good friend Jonathan Harker wants to leave ahead of schedule? Think I’ll do some wolves about that.
Dracula: Damn, seems that old Dutchman has blocked off one (1) single window with garlic blossoms and now this one (1) specific girl in all of England is barred from me. Maybe I should use my title and/or some invented pretense to cajole the girl’s mother into letting me in. Or maybe I could just move on to a different victim out of the nigh endless blood buffet I specifically moved here to enjoy, none of whom have a small legion of blood donors and vampire-proofing scholars on their side.
Dracula:
Dracula, about to slam dunk a wolf through the window: Or,
dracula whenever anything:
praise be the trigun polycule fr fr🙏
[ID by princess-of-purple-prose : Trigun fanart. Milly and Wolfwood chat indistinctly in the foreground, Milly smiling, while Wolfwood uses a lighter with a cross on it. They both have very prominent chests. Behind them, Vash and Meryl stare with wide eyes, Meryl blushing. Above Vash and Meryl are transparent versions of themselves, representing their inner thoughts: Vash is covering his mouth and blushing and sweating heavily while Meryl tearfully does prayer hands, also blushing. Also above them is the word "Boobs" in cursive and surrounded by sparkles. End ID]
Republicans are cancer.
A good time to remind people about the concept of Jury Nullification. Other terms you may hear in place of jury nullification are conscientious acquittal, juror veto, or jury pardon. At its essence, it is acquitting someone of a crime because you believe defining what they did as a crime is immoral. They did it but the law itself is wrong. It is based on the belief that the role of the jury is not simply to uphold the law but to turn mere law into justice.
Of course that’s exactly why Florida wants to change the law to 8-4 because they don’t want people’s morals to interfere with their pogrom.
Also a good time to remind people that if it looks like a Nazi, sounds like a Nazi, acts like a Nazi, and is supporting policies that Nazis actually had, no matter what they call themselves or what symbols they use, they’re a Nazi.
Source: i.redd.it
lonelysnowymemes
my roommates and i had to watch 98 wolfwoods intro episode as emotional support after watching episode 11 of stampede and this idea spawned from our emotional turmoil
