Crowley vibes
finally got to a good section of my typewriter ribbon
here is a typewriter secret: typewriter nerds are fond of rejuvenating old ribbons with WD-40. it makes a big mess and in my experience leaves greasestains on the paper when typing but it does work.
you can also re-ink a typewriter ribbon with a stamp pad by pulling the ribbon along the surface of the foam. you can make your own ribbons in whatever colors you want.
Google "rainbow typewriter ribbon" for more detailed instructions
IT’S NOT STAR TREK I KNOW but I’m real proud of this school assignment from a few weeks ago
concept: horror version of the Hallmark channel where they have a new Halloween themed movie every month but the movie is ALSO about people (monsters) falling in love
Hellmark movies
HELLMARK MOVIES
Being a sex-positive personally-sex-repulsed ace is weird cuz like reading about sex? Awesome. Writing about sex? Not much more intolerable than writing about anything else. Sex is good. Sex is normal. Sex is only as important as you let/want it to be. Kinks are natural expressions of sexuality. Sexual purity is a scam. Bodies are nothing to be ashamed of. Sex work is no more exploitative than any other kind of labor. If you touch me I will throw up on you.
Reblogging for pride month
Just found out my facebook birding group is public because my cousin (a lawyer who is not into birds) casually said to me “saw you couldn’t identify a willet the other day… pretty embarrassing”
yall have no idea just how badly i want to cook some rice in gatorade
i hope to god im doing this right
im not sure how to feel about this
update: the gatorade didnt give the rice any flavor as i had hoped but the color is nice? Anyway i slapped some sweet chili sauce on it and now im eating the gatorade rice abomination while playing destiny 2
it looks fucking disgusting i know but it just tastes like rice
LAMBASTED FOR RICE CRIMES
stop reblogging this im begging all of you
happy birthday to my bastard child
my father found these deer dead with their antlers tangled together in a field and i will literally never stop thinking about them
This made me laugh. At least he’s honest about how awful he is.
my brother started calling our cat "doobie brother" which he then lengthened to "dubious brother" and has since morphed into "brother dubious" like he's some sort of fucked up little monk
brother dubious