There is absolutely no way this movie is real

Honestly the funniest part of Conclave was every character whipping out their reading glasses whenever they needed to look at something because they're all old as fuck and can't see.

Introducing Wylde Society - a period drama sim game

✨ Game Announcement ✨

Introducing Wylde Society; a period drama sim  game! ☕

👠 Play as Vivian Wylde; witch & socialite 🏩 Build & run a magical boarding house 🍽️ Host dinner parties & elegant balls 🔮 Explore magical realms & expand your magic

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Made the worst brownies ever created just now

Chat where did I go wrong

the reviews are in

it’s a real shame that explosions exist because cigarette while pumping gas just makes so much sense + seems beautiful

Every time I'm at an airport I relate more to this Jaden Smith tweet

“No apologize!” Shallan declared. “Boots!”

Kaladin leaned back, trying to parse what had just been said. “Boots?” he asked.

“Yes,” Shallan said. “I am liking your boots. You will apology with boots.”

“You . . . want my boots?”

Brandon Sanderson, Words of Radiance

(Yes, I know Tyn should be there, but I felt she threw off the controntation.)

The two bridgemen at the back are Hobber and Moash. (I've just started Oathbringer, so no spoilers beyond that please! =))

Hi! I've been mutuals with amal for a couple of weeks now and her campaign is starting to stagnate.

She's like my own sister in a lot of ways. Smart, kind, well spoken, and 26 years old studying for her masters degree. But instead of getting to pursue her passions, her university was destroyed and she has to focus on the survival of herself and 20 other family members while also bearing the weight of massacres she's witnessed.

Considering I've amassed a big following over the years, it's only right to expose her campaign to more eyes to help Amal, her husband, one year old daughter and extended family stay warm, fed and as healthy as feasibly possible during an ongoing genocide.

Currently she's residing in her uncle's tent since hers was washed into the ocean last month. A new tent alone costs four thousand dollars USD, which is especially hard to come by when you have no income and food is just as expensive. Everybody, including Amal, deserves a place to call their own. Somewhere they can have room to stretch and privacy to study, even if it's just a tent. I hope one day they can move back into a house and give their daughter a peaceful childhood like every kid deserves, but in the meantime @amalashuor needs aid now.

nuclear power is impressive until you get up to why. "we use the most precisely engineered machinery ever created to split atoms to release energy" oh yeah how come? "boil water to turn a fan" get the fuck out

The power of atom turns out to be, yet again, the power of steam

wishing everyone a very good luck getting through january-march without killing yourself

once again wishing everyone a very pleasant please don’t kill yourself

1. Judith Beheading Holofernes, 1614-20 ~Artemisia Gentileschi (1593–1653)~

2. Judith Beheading Holofernes, 1599 ~Caravaggio (1571–1610)~

3. Judith Beheading Holofernes, 1598-1610 ~Louis Finson (1580/1585–1617)~

4. Judith Beheading Holofernes, 1640 ~Bartolomeo Mendozzi (1600-c.1644)~

5. Judith Cutting Off the Head of Holofernes ~Trophime Bigot (1579–1650)~

highly recommend keeping a small portrait of a historical figure who met a grisly end on your work desk. for perspective.

me: oh thomas cromwell, we're really in it now. every day i get emails.

the postcard of thomas cromwell i keep on my desk: i was on committees with the duke of norfolk. and they beheaded me.

me: yep. good point.

“Answered Prayers”, by Seb McKinnon, for Magic: The Gathering

Does Kaladin know Kalak is Restares. When Kalak mentions or someone else mentions Kalak has used the name Restares with the Sons of Honor does Kaladin connect the dots to more than "oh Amaram was in that group" or does he remember that Amaram specifically said that Restares had the right idea before having the stormwarden brand Kaladin. Does Kalak remember telling Amaram to brand some guy to keep the shard blade. Does Kaladin remember that Restares was mentioned right before his remaining four men were killed. how does that conversation go. Does that conversation happen or does Kaladin just not mention it to anyone but Syl.

this is how your email finds me:

i find the whole "i had unpleasant experiences with leftists before so now im a raging fascist" narrative incredibly funny because we have all had unpleasant experiences with leftists before. it comes free with being a leftist

Kinda wild how my parents have known me for longer than literally anybody else on the planet and they still haven’t unlocked the relationship levels that allow them access to information like what TV shows or music I enjoy, when some random guy at Walmart got there within ten minutes today