Life is Strange True Colors Characters + emotions -> Steph Gingrich + fear/anxiety
"When Alex said I was hot, did she mean that? Or was she just messing around?"
hey btw i would NOT recommend using Bluesky either...
this is just repeating the cycle again
……… different fantasy races should be impacted differently by each other’s alcohol
no more if this “fine elvin wine” shit, I am going to personally write a fantasy setting in which every human knows that elf booze tastes and feels like fantasy la croix. there’s barely even a flavor, and you’d need to drink a few to even get tipsy.
meanwhile, every human with a lick of common sense knows that you need to plan accordingly if you’re going to be drinking dwarven liquor, because it hits you hard and fast and you’ll lose feeling in your legs faster than you thought was physically possible. the hangovers are the stuff of legend.
the flip side is that elves are an entire race of (comparative) lightweights, and a whole gaggle of teenange elves can get piss drunk passing around one bottle of fruity human wine
I think there’s some compatability among drinks brewed by reptilian races (dragonborn, lizardfolk, tortles, kobolds, etc) although you run into similar translation issues as mammalians, but there is absolutely no crossover. like if a drsgonborn and a dwarf in a (very cosmopolitan) tavern were to switch drinks it would be a nonstarter.
“this is basically just a capri sun,” the dragonborn says, disappointed.
“cool, I’m pretty sure I just drank actual paint thinner,” the dwarf says. “get me to a hospital.”
humans and halflings are probably the most compatible drinkers of any two races, although halflings find most human wines, beers, ciders, etc, a little too dry and bland for their liking. halfling alternatives are very sweet, which makes them a huge hit among the ‘I like alcohol but I don’t want it to taste like alcohol’ crowd
I think it would be very funny if being drunk was like… a relatively new cultural development for gnomes? there’s just something about their wacky gnomish constitution that prevented them coming by it naturally (traditionally they’re more into a variety of mushrooms and other recreational plants) but once they started mingling more with more alcohol-happy races they learned VERY quickly and started opening, basically, turbo-breweries that are basically one part distillery and one part wizard tower. VERY popular job for young alchemists trying to make some good money, and the reason why gnomes are known (among other things) for operating the craziest night clubs
here’s who I think should be able to get drunk but become sober at will:
1.) sufficiently powerful paladins and clerics
2.) aasimar [all of them]
2.) very very few tieflings. it’s not universal at all, but few tiefling traits are. I know 5e has really solidified them as horns + tails + inhuman skin color but we need to be making them weirder
did you know that its impossible to throw an egg really hard onto your bedrooms wall right now try it
thats photoshooped
All slapstick is horror because people get hurt and that’s scary
evrybody hate me and want me dead. except for god he said faggot! you will live forever
Mio Hashimoto ( contemporary Japanese sculptor, b. 1980)
Perfection. The softness. In its eyes.
Happy valentine’s day everyone!
babe are you okay you posted aurahack’s ‘what secrets would the blacklight reveal about you?’
[ID: a one-panel cartoon with a drawing and a caption. the drawing is of a mechanic looking under a car’s hood and another person looking on. under the car’s hood there is a menagerie: a hamster in a wheel, one of those static electric balls, a wiggly car dealership balloon guy, balloons, a keg, sports balls, a trumpet, a keyboard, a small telephone pole, and various other random items.
the caption reads:
“Here’s your problem: The cartoonist has no idea what the inside of a car looks like.”
/end ID]
fuck it, reblog to give the person you rb'ed this from a freshly baked buttery croissant.
mutuals. do any of you have the really long photo of qui gon jinn that says "is this guy bothering you queen" i need it
like specifically his lightsaber is long not qui gon himself
