I don't want to be a woman or a man or non-binary. I don't want a label, I just wanna be a genderless figure of a human and possibly an alien because I don't feel like I'm from here.

if your girlfriend not your bestfriend what’s the point

Butch masculinity > men’s masculinity.

oh hi thanks for checking in I’m still a piece of garbage

i want to make sure you feel safe and loved

rly want someone to just.. lay? on top of me rn?? like not even in a sexual way i just like wanna feel your weight pressed against me. i wanna pet your hair while i feel your heartbeat.

I wanna go home to you.

Mansplaining protip:

When a man starts explaining a concept you already told him you understand, instead of saying “I know” over and over until you die, try one of these:

SAVAGE

teacher-zone him

My cousin is an asst psych professor. Her new boss brought up how male students sometimes challenge female professors. He asked how she handles that: she says ‘hold on: let me take notes’, grabs a pen & paper, and proceeds to take no notes. If he asks why, she says ‘Tell me something I don’t know & I’ll have something to write’; no student has tried twice. Her boss laughed and asked her to mention it at the next staff meeting.

Additional tip:

If you need to bring up a topic you think he’ll argue against, ask him if he knows what it is, nod along as he tells you, and then build on the argument he’s just made for you by laying the base. 

aka, I had a mansplaining coworker who used to trigger the shit out of my PTSD, so one day I asked him if he knew what “trigger” meant as a psychological term. He proceeded to explain my own panic attacks to me and ended up having a facial Oh Shit when I responded with “Yes, that’s exactly what happens to me when you do X, I’m glad you understand.”

It’s very hard to claim ignorance of the subject when you’ve just been so very proud of showing off your knowledge of that subject. 

I’m just gonna leave this here for anyone who needs it C:

No gay has all 5:

- A job

- Good relationship with father

- Neurotypical brain

- Ability to top

- Driver’s license

this is a fun post because people will say how many they have in the tags then you get to figure out which ones.

Nono babe they’re our hoodies

Butches buying their femmes lingerie is a mf power move

When they say "please" in that needy, whining tone and you just stare down at them with the most wicked grin asking "please what" just to drag it out of them

sleepy? yes

craving attention? undoubtedly

manspreading: awful. rude. bastard.

dykespreading: sexy. respectful. sexy again

I wanna sit in your lap, completely exposed. Facing you, your hands all over me. I want you to want me so badly that you can’t help yourself, you just can’t stop touching. Let me grind shamelessly against the bulge in your jeans, growing more and more desperate, kissing your neck and whimpering in your ear. Grip my hips so hard you leave bruises where your fingertips once were, pushing me down in your lap, soaking it

“Such a messy girl,” you’d coo at me, making me blush as I get more and more wet. Make me look you in the eyes, grab me by the chin when I try to look away in embarrassment. Make me show you how much of a slut I can be for you, rocking my hips in circular motions on top of you, then back and forth as I get more and more impatient. Wrap strong arms around me, holding me closer to you as I grow more desperate. Make me beg for your strap. Make me absolutely need it.

In a low voice in my ear, tell me that you’re gonna take care of me. I want to feel your control when you pick me up and put me on your bed, laying on my back. Run a single finger up and down me, teasing me, just feeling how wet I am. Watch how needy I get under your gentle touch, needing more. Then grip my thighs, push them apart, and devour me. Make me whimper and moan, breathy and high pitched. Listen to how good you make me feel, taste how wet I am for you, gripping the sheets and whining as I cum for you.

I don’t want to recover before you’re up on your knees, undoing your belt. I want you to need me as much as I need you. Pull me in by my legs, lean over me, and take exactly what you want from me. Savoring the feeling when you enter me as I choke back moans. Then put a hand around my throat and show me exactly how much you’ve wanted me.

I got 2020 vision

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