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Okay this is hilarious sdhfdsg

You can only reblog this today or until the next Monday, June 19th, 2034.

im gonna getcha! im gonna getcha!!!

omg stoppp!!! hehe ^_^ !!!!

The funniest thing I have read tonight

You know i dont get homoerotically pinned to the wall nearly enough

You can only reblog this today.

slaybossing my way to girl heaven

you cant just leave this banger in the tags

caramel frappe give me the strength to clean my room

caramel frappe PLEASE

thank you so much this is the highest compliment

Saturn Devouring His Caramel Frappe

oh i love this

this is really funny once you know how little caffeine is in frappes

its not about the caffeine,,,,, its about a silly little beverage that will get me through my silly little day

Why would you hide this in the tags?

Now that’s solidarity

Not sure I like the direction video game movies are heading rn...

https://twitter.com/Shrub8998/status/1650958892954968064

TONIGHT. WE’RE DRINKING FROM THE POND.

YOU MAY BE THE BEAST YOU WORSHIP BUT THE HUNT IS ON, SLUTS

STOP BEING HORNY ABOUT GETTING HUNTED FOR SPORT YOURE MAKING THIS WEIRD FOR ME

do you guys want to know one of the coolest things ever btw. i'm going to tell you either way i just like to give you the illusion of choice

when anteaters find an anthill they don't just stick their face in and slurp with reckless abandon. they leave behind enough ants to rebuild the ant society and also don't eat queens. they're not just hunting the ants they are essentially farming them. isn't that the coolest

if you reblog this post without my anteater fact i hate you. it's the most important part.

being on tumblr has taught me that girls see men's hands the same way men see tits, therefore from now on i will be constantly covering my hands with gloves to protect them from the horny female gaze

You need oven mitts though, to cover the voluptuous shape of your hands. Tightly fitting gloves are as good as lingerie to the lustful femoids.

Pls reblog with your state

i cant go a day without thinking "they fucking corduroyed his ass" 😭

Quick! Funniest reason for someone to become a villain

Has a crush on the hero and can't be normal about it

avril was right life IS like this you fall and you crawl and you break and you take what you get and you turn it into honesty you promised me i’d never find you faking no no no