im just so glad the word “ugh” was invented

when someone loves you - really loves you - treat them gently. text your best friend back when you can. tell your mother you noticed her haircut and that she was right about that recipe. tell your grandfather that the boats in his bottles are the best things you’ve ever seen. be good to the people who are good to you. it’s the least you can do.

This post makes me feel warm :)

its so crazy that some people dont like their brown eyes….. u puppy eyed bitch…. u better appreciate them….. golden hazel in the sun….. dark void ass eyes….. brown eyes lookin like the soil after the morning rain…… i lov u all u beautiful people… brown eyes r everything

This is Money Freddie here to bless you with good fortune this November

Well… if anything is going to bless me it’d be Freddie Mercury

YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS

one day this comic will reach a million notes and then i’m going to quit my job and become a couch

Huh? What’s this? I don’t remember ordering something that big.

Oh, it’s a sofa? I already have one, though…

Hang on, my job sent me this? Is this some sort of bonus or something?

Huh??? It’s empty?? Then why was it so heavy…

Oh hang on what’s this?

I’m not sure I can reach it…

Oh crap!!!!

Everyone who isn’t reblogging this version is a coward and a villain

being in a public restroom and hearing someone shitting really loud

being in a public restroom

being in a public

being

people adding things 2 my posts

your posts

ur blog

u

IM LAUGHING SO HARD. I THREW MY PHONE SO I COULD BREATHE

you thinking that comment was necessary

thinking

wen u zoom in

I love this post

love

It just keeps getting better

overused captions

Tumblr’s new layout

tumblr

the internet

this is the only long ass post i’m ever going to reblog

summer is actually the most depressing season

clinically known as summertime sadness

even tho I’m sad as fuck I laugh at everything

Something about John Mulaney’s vibe makes me want to call him a “nice young man” as though I’m some 60 year old woman, when in reality he’s 14 years older than me.

list of men i trust:

• Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson

• Tom Holland

• Lin-Manuel Miranda

• Chris Evans

• Mark Hamill

• John Boyega

-Seth Meyers

-Chris Hemsworth

-Hugh Jackman

-Oscar Isaac

-Diego Luna

thor’s new axe is basically his engraved money clip with $50 that he threw at thanos to throw him off his rhythm 

can you believe south korea impeached their corrupt president through the sheer force of peaceful civilian protests and elected a new guy who, less than a year later, is successfully negotiating peace with the north? can you believe it’s possible for a democracy to work like that? must be nice

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

whenever i post this it works  reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

ok but do you understand how exhausting it is for me to never get a break from me

im so ready to be in a relationship so whenever the universe is ready hmu with a keeper

i posted this yesterday then today this cute boy held my hand and now he is sending me memes

Reblog for love

I just saw The Flash in the ghetto.

why is this so funny

Cause motherfucker is BOOKING it

goodnight

He going hellaaaaaa fast tho!!!!

Fam really off it

this really made me happy for some strange reason yo

@ronntonsoup 😂😂😂 why

@missboombostic lmaooo

I’m over here dying laughing in s meeting

Somebody stop him and interview him please❗️

“Be back in a flash!”

the camera man lost it when they synced 😂

he really said keysmashed out loud

Me: dangling hand off bed Demon: *grabs it* Me: what are we

Stephen Hawking is currently getting a full walking tour of ALL the universe’s mysteries.

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

whenever i post this it works  reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet