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But Like No One Asked

@busydieing

Lust Kills

The worst part about kissing a perfect ten is the cold feeling your lips get from touching the mirror. 

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feckyeslife

THEY JUST KEEP JUMPING ON THE COUNTER. AND CRAWLING UP HER LEG. THIS IS THE GREATEST PROBLEM YOU COULD EVER HAVE

This is both adorable and stressful to watch. Damn it, kittens, be good! Food’s coming!

OH MY GOD SHE NAMED ONE OF HER CATS OBAMA