Jaymz.

Ellis Kane by Darren Black – Coitus Magazine

Stir-Fried Sweet Chili Tofu

Thai Shrimp Noodle Soup

haha yeah i have a ton of weird kinks

what the fuck is wrong with these hamburgers

people keeping sending me anons says these are “macaroons”. you guys are stupid, that’s not macaroni. they’re moldy ass hamburgers

It’s not tainted meat!

It’s painted meat!

PRETTY PATTIES!

Available in six designer colors.

if my boyfriend came on a donut i would eat it

a wholeass fuckin’ mood

BITCH IS TOO REAL

hmmm. this name didn’t age well

i made it better

Better is not how I would describe that

I know, I know. But you don’t go out there. It’s dangerous.

“you should try going to sleep earlier! then you wouldn’t be so tired!”

are you a dr. seuss book? 

because green eggs and damnnnnnnn

Why am I like this?

I hate the timing of this meme