im mentally ill

absolutely fucked off this milk and cereal

Walk into the apartment and my roommate says "Mike Wazowski only has one eye??" and I say, "WHAT are you talking about, of course he only has one eye. Only having one eye is like his whole fucking thing. Why would you think he has more than one eye" and she flips her phone around and shows me this

Isn’t that how he looks like

Girl... Google Mike Wazowski right now

please tell me there is a complete image, because you can see the other guy standing next to him and you know what we're gonna find

Sadly, a quick and half awake google search suggests that whoever made this shop job, they did not complete the joke.

there IS a COMPLETE IMAGE ive SEEN IT before

My dear friend said 'would you like to see a video of a butch and masc woman' and I said sure and he sent me a video with femme alt girls I am going to kill him actually

The one with short hair

@fearforthestorm

It's Elephants Foot Friday!!!!

RB to instantly receive 8000 roentgens of radiation

Something about drinking cold water really hits the clitoris of the soul....

“Courage,Wisdom and Power”

just opened threads. it's basically a fake app from a tv show that a teenage girl uses right before being murdered by cyberbullies. not doing that again

if u don't like furry girls GROW THE HELL UP—[Post cancelled] HUH WHUH

children outside screaming: annoying but ultimately for the greater good. children need Going Outside and Screaming Time for proper emotional development. an auditory burden I am willing to bear

neighbor with his car he made louder on purpose: jail for neighbor. jail for ten thousand years

My Purple Pikmin when I tell him he has to cross 7 lanes of heavy traffic across 2 highways to retrieve a strawberry 15 miles away.

i mean this completely seriously but… a cup of coffee can save your life a little, a shower can save your life a little, making your favorite meal can save your life a little…….little things actually add up to really big things in the long run if you let them, the secret to surviving everyday is infusing a little bit of magic into the mundane i truly believe that

My disguise fucking sucks and i am going to get killed

can you not tag your shitty emo posts as super monkey ball