Soft bed
me: it is what it is
my brain: lmao you're sooo gonna cry about it tonight
It's kinda hot when someone can reply to ur sarcasm with sarcasm instead of just getting offended
“They’re not cancelling chemo appointments for the queens funeral, they’re just rearranging them for another date”
Ah yes, cancer, the disease that’s famously known for not being highly time sensitive
saw an ant on the bus today, what a horrible fate. moved an unfathomable distance from everything you've ever known because of forces you could never possibly understand. no matter how long you follow the pheromone trail you laid you'll never find your way home.
tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva
taught my dog the word 'yucky' in association to grossness so if he's chewing on something weird I run up to him and yell "YUCKY" and he gives me this look
Why did it take someone THIS long to invent an electric eraser??? Do you realize how much fun this would have been to use in grade school...
WHAT? THIS IS A THING? This would be such a great tool to have while I doodle without erasing away half my drawing. Someone please comment with the link 🙏🙏🙏
I don't write much or draw, but you bet your ass I'm going to find an excuse to find a use for the one I just bought
