Prepare to be amazed, darlings

In love with this

Meeeee

Like for Jowling Kowling Rowling to be eaten by orcas. Reblog for Jowlong Kowling Rowling to also be eaten by orcas

Today's Problematic Ship is J.K. Rowling's Amphitrite.

Fucking animal time

Happy elwoowoo wednesday

EL WOO WOO

whatever happens it’s so important that we’re funny about it. Above all else commit to the bit

What is y'all opinion on this last Jerma stream? I think it was unnecessary for him to kill those guys. At least it was a quick death compared to the rest of Jerma's victims i guess

Join me in the catfish pile

mutuals do this

My favorite thing to do when someone asks me to perform a simple task is to say “No” while doing it

Someone: Hey, can I borrow a pen?

Me, getting a bag of pens out: Absolutely not, perish.

forget about touching grass, i need to touch THE SEA I NEED TO GO INTO THE WATER I NEED TO DIVE INTO THE SEA!!!!!!!!!!!!

I NEED TO GO IN THERE ⬇️⬇️⬇️‼️‼️‼️

women in STEM (shenanigans, tomfoolery, eccentricism, mischief)

which one of you is hovering your crosshair over me i can f⊹ucking feel it on me

Unmute !

*drinks a gallon of milk in 6 minutes in order to gain superautism*

tys we're semi-skimmed autistic