someone: *offers perfectly reasonable advice that would go a long way to solving my problems*

me: 

I want to be hydrated but if that means I gotta pee every 10 minutes then count me out sorry about your luck kidneys

Eventually they’ll need to reinvent Superman’s alter-ego because nobody reads newspapers anymore

clark kent the buzzfeed editor.

10 People Who are Definitely Not Superman  

*sweats nervously*

It’s fucking red.

I’ve literally waited for this video for years. i’ve been reading the gif in the wrong tone the entire time

Not sure whether to use ‘affect’ or ‘effect’?

Affect is the Action

Effect is the End result

(via unpresentable)

in the future i will stop looking for people that aren’t in my life anymore

IG: toniolaoye1

Nigerian

This pic was originally taken in black and white in New York, 1963 but was colourised using digital technology

middle schoolers complaining about how stressful school is

thinking about all the shitty people i’ve opened up to makes me physically sick it’s so weird to think there are people walking around who don’t deserve to know me like they do/did i want my time back

no vine is better than this 

illegally downloading things