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Dani and/or Danno; He/They. Voted most likely to trip and fall on their face.

Modern Sherlock Holmes but he’s a 27 year old, drinks energy drinks only, is astonishing polite and has no idea how the solar system works because it was never relevant to a case but can name every every person involved in making Super Mario Bros because he did need that for a case once.

Watson is continuously appalled about his eating habits and makes vague posts on Twitter that ends in threads like

Watson: “My roommate noticed only today that he can label his email inboxs but took apart his entire bloody laptop two weeks ago.”

Person: “This reminds me of the post about the roommate who couldn’t turn on the coffee machine but remembers like 500 numbers of pi”

Watson: “I’ll be delighted to inform you that this is the very same roommate.”

Epistolary Sherlock Holmes told through Watson’s social media posts about his unhinged roommate

People on the internet treat autism like it's some cute, childish thing, but like, autism and the trauma that comes with it have literally lead me to severe alcoholism, anger issues and a criminal record.

This post goes out to autistic addicts and autistic people who have personality disorders and autistic people who have hurt people during meltdowns and autistic people who have been in trouble with the law and autistic people who have been diagnosed with every mental illness under the sun only to find out it was autism all along.

You are loved. Your trauma and your reactions to it do not make you a bad person.

Rex Salazar is truly the most character ever. He is an amnesiac 16 year old growing up in a government facility (that tried to/does experiment on him). He is a child soldier. He was the second son of the scientists who began the apocalypse in Mexico. He was a homeless criminal in Hong Kong. He got his powers after getting severely injured as a child and now can talk to machines and grow nanites and absorb them. He is the only cure for the apocalypse his parents helped create. His support system is comprised of a doctor with 3 PhD’s and the sixth most dangerous man in the world. He quite literally lived in an empty prison cell until he was needed to fight for years. When he loses his memories each time he wakes up asking for family in Spanish but has no idea who they are or even who he is. He only loses his memory when he’s about to die. Nobody knows how many times that’s been. He’s treated like a monster. He likes trigonometry. His older brother is actively trying to kill him most of the time. He’s the world’s only hope, but he’s also a teenager who loves to play basketball and watch telenovelas and go to school like other kids.