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loser extraordinaire

@burn-gormans-eyelashes / burn-gormans-eyelashes.tumblr.com

Fandom trash, compulsive shipper, fic writter, bisexual nerd, encyclopaedic knowledge of useless topics, textbook definiton of the sign of cancer, will absolutely never fight you.
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thank you to the dishonest failing new york times for constantly erasing us and purposefully obscuring jewish participation in these protests just to make people less sympathetic to the movement opposing an ongoing genocide

btw you can see all the edits nyt makes to their article titles on this twitter account

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brawnie

*grabbing mlm shippers by the shoulders* guys nobody needs to be the twink. nobody needs to be the sub. nobody needs to be the femboy. they can both be big fat hairy men who bask in each others masculinity or they can both be unspeakable monstrous creatures with inhuman genitalia it’s okay I’m holding your hand. Let me show you the way

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Marcille: it’s sad that humans only live for 80 years, I’ll have to say goodbye to you eventually—
Falin: Marcy. It’s been 200.
Marcille: what
Falin: I have a dragon lifespan now
Marcille: what
Falin: what do you think my brother died of?
Marcille: I THOUGHT HE JUST GOT TOO HUNGRY
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marisatomay

Still really funny that Marvel named a movie “Endgame” and sold it as the final culmination of the MCU where they killed off two main characters and retired a third and then were shocked when people started loosing interest in the MCU after that

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Guys. I can feel it already. THIS is the year. This is the year that Jonathan Harker will go on his business trip with no issue. Just a lovely train ride through Europe where he collects paprika recipies for Mina, meets some friendly, living people looking to buy properties in England, and then returns home safely.

Free him from the time loop.