do goyische english speakers even know how many words they use regularly are yiddish Do they even know

there’s the obvious like mensch and mazel tov and bris and kosher but also chutzpah and klutz and dreck and kvetch and tchotchke and putz and schlock and SCHLONG! DO YOU GUYS KNOW THAT ONE OF THE FAMOUS TERMS FOR DICK IS YIDDISH! what about shmuck or schtick or GLITCH! GLITCH IS YIDDISH! DO YOU GUYS EVEN KNOW THAT BAGEL IS YIDDISH

well, no, they’re loanwords. english does it all the time with all kinds of languages. café (french), bazaar (persian), and kindergarten (german) are all loanwords. it’s not stealing, because languages aren’t really capable of the malice that implies. there’s also nothing wrong with using words from or learning new languages. what really gets my goat though is when gentiles mock the way yiddish sounds while using its words without even realizing it

yea i'm bi. bi-ting you

In 0.5 seconds and without saying a single word, Michael Sheen changed lives.

This was the bitchiest bitch moment Aziraphale had in all 2 seasons. Thank you for your service, respectfully, I am deceased.

A collection of omens from the prairies 🤞🌾🌾

Someone asked me to upload it, so here's the art on the updated convention banner I use now. The older one is here. Talita looks quite different now, but the rest of the Runaway to the Stars aliens haven't changed much! The banner's about 8 by 2.5 feet, and everyone on it is to scale— which is why Talita (9.8 feet tall) is stooping to fit. Her eyeballs are the size of my fist.

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Episode 4 of our Congo series, Gorillas in the Mist, is out now! In this episode we examine the history of anthropology and primatology through the lens of colonial expansion, and take a harder look at the legacy of Dian Fossey. The 5th and final installment of our miniseries about the history of the Congo and a critical examination of anthropology will premiere in about a week, and then we'll go back to covering monkey news in a silly and goofy way.

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Caught on camera for the first time in history, this is the extremely-rare Chirodectes Maculatus—a species of spotted box jelly.

this is from an Australian youtube channel where they go to hat tower and drop things

Water doesn’t compress very much, so once it hit it’s terminal velocity, it was basically a solid ball, not a liquid. This is why you can use water to cut things if you have a high enough pressurized jet of it.

The reverse POV of “if you’re too high, hitting the water is like hitting concrete”

we have to be silly together it's an imperative i can't do this alone

The way people are making “barbenheimer” art with cheerful depictions of mushroom clouds is really disturbing to me. Those bombs killed hundreds of thousand in Japan, not to mention the people in the US who were directly affected by the research and testing without ever being made aware of the true danger. It really strikes me that people have become all too removed from the horrors of nuclear war and the testing and deployment of these weapons. 

So please, before you decide to go draw pink mushroom clouds for lols, maybe read up on all the people they’ve killed, weather instantly or slowly.

Living Fossils - Creatures that remain seemingly unchanged by time. Here's the Coelacanth, the Sturgeon, the Gar, the Horseshoe Crab and the Nautilus! (Gouache on 50x40cm canvas, available for purchase)

What the fuck

I’ve never seen a fish that was ugly

“Hey look a cool fish”

Me:

*whips around* ZOW!

let's face it, Obi-Wan is only a stickler for the rules in comparison to Anakin. this guy thought lightsaber nunchucks were cool as a teenager and jumping out of politicians windows was cool as an adult. he regularly sasses the chancellor of the republic. he saw Anakin and Padmé being super obvious and decided it was none of his business. he sits pussy facing the world in important meetings. hes's a lonely single in your area. he won one (1) fight against a sith lord and decided they were his speciality despite getting his ass handed to him by Dooku multiple times. he's annoying on purpose as a battle strategy. every man he meets desires him carnally and he doesn't notice. he puts one foot on Han Solos ship and is like "damn bitch you live like this" despite having spent 20 years in a desert hole. he gets himself killed to one-up Vader one last time. he's winning the idgaf war

Bless this post and Obi-Wan’s pussy facing the world in important meetings and everything here. Every sentence was a gift

just so you know

I can't get over "and comes fucks me".

This video ruined all those aesthetic photos of fog for me. I can’t see a foggy landscape without this video playing in my head.

It's Comes Fucks Me Wednesday babes