the time of year

Where’s the vine of the guy getting slapped so hard he ends up in an Earth, Wind, and Fire music video?

FOUND IT!

Rich people showers

reblogging for that gif

i’m sorry i couldn’t help myself 

happy thanksgiving

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!

Just kinda wanna be braless and eat fruit in peace tbh

So did Eve and look where that got her

I don’t know about you, but there are days when I could go for being braless, eating fruit and bringing about the downfall of man. 

Reblog if all you want to do is be braless and eat fruit and bring about the downfall of man.

I'm down for you whether you're wrong or right, but best believe I'll let you know when you're wrong and will help you get right.

me earlier tonight:

me now:

*screaming* JUST WRITE DICK i promise its 10000000% sexier

his swollen meat thermometer was ready 2 take ur temperature